Royal Crown

Written by Christopher Null on June 1st, 2016

Everything you ever wanted to know about RC Cola (and why it never became popular).

Still my favorite soda… though I don’t even drink Coke any more…

 

I Want to Believe

Written by Christopher Null on May 1st, 2016

Why we are almost certainly not alone, and why we will almost certainly never meet another alien species anyway.

 

 

OK, But I Like It More Than It Likes Me

Written by Christopher Null on April 1st, 2016

No you hang up first.

No you.

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Spoiler Alert

Written by Christopher Null on March 25th, 2016

 

My Fast Food Mashup: The Chick-N-Out

Written by Christopher Null on March 5th, 2016

It came to me in a dream. What if you took a Chick-Fil-A sandwich and an In-N-Out burger and put them together?

Today I made that dream a reality, taking one In-N-Out cheeseburger (animal style) and one Chick-Fil-A sandwich (extra pickles) and slapping them together. (Drop the bottom bun of the In-N-Out and the top bun of the Chick-Fil-A. Chicken goes on the bottom of the combined sandwich.)

Results: Incredibly delicious and probably extremely healthy, too. The Chick-N-Out (get it?) is one for the ages!

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Rabies is Hydrophobia

Written by Christopher Null on March 1st, 2016

 

Dad Joke Doesn’t Work Out

Written by Christopher Null on February 1st, 2016

Me: Hey kids, look, a flock of cows!

Zoe (13): Brown cows!

Me: Uh, yeah, a flock of cows!

Zoe: Yeah, brown cows!

Beckett (9): It’s not flock.

Me: Yeah, flock of cows!

Beckett: Flock is for birds.

Me (frustrated): Yeah, flock of cows!

Beckett (rolls eyes): Never mind.

 

Let Me Get That To Go

Written by Christopher Null on January 25th, 2016

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How It Feels Right Now Outside

Written by Christopher Null on January 1st, 2016

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I Guess Nature Always Finds a Way

Written by Christopher Null on December 1st, 2015

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I Call This Photo “The Stalker”

Written by Christopher Null on November 9th, 2015

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Varmint Cong

Written by Christopher Null on November 2nd, 2015

 

Found ‘im!

Written by Christopher Null on November 1st, 2015

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O RLY?

Written by Christopher Null on October 15th, 2015

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Windows

Written by Christopher Null on October 1st, 2015

Since upgrading my brand new Lenovo Yoga 3 to Windows 10…

  • webcam doesn’t work
  • iTunes won’t even load
  • keyboard randomly doubles up on characters about 1 of 100 times you press a key… but about 1 out of 5 times you press the letter C
  • and there’s no help for any of this online

Story of my life.

 

Fun Facts

Written by Christopher Null on September 1st, 2015

Mount Rushmore was originally conceived as nothing more than a way to get tourists to come to South Dakota. Beats the world’s largest ball of twine, I guess.

 

This Is a Real Site

Written by Christopher Null on August 2nd, 2015

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I dunno, she looks like a gluten eater to me. How do they keep people from lying on their profiles just to try to get with eligible, gluten-free singles???

 

Another Lost Art

Written by Christopher Null on June 28th, 2015

My old boss Tere knew shorthand, and watching her scribble those hieroglyphics during interviews always fascinated me. This story makes me want to master it myself.

 

YES!

Written by Christopher Null on June 1st, 2015

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New Frontiers in Vandalism

Written by Christopher Null on May 1st, 2015

Bring in the drones!