Written by Christopher Null on October 10th, 2002

The Bachelor and his bimbettes are total tools. I love how this guy is supposed to be so sophisticated, but when he and his bimbette-of-the-moment are taken behind the scenes at a Napa Valley winery and allowed to partake of barrel samples, you don’t drink directly out of the “wine thief” (a glass siphon) like it’s a beer bong! You pour it into a glass and then drink it, you idiots. Disgusting. And now they are going to sell that wine that you slobbered all over.

They never showed the labels or name of the winery, but I’m pretty sure that was Clos Pegase — having toured those caves myself. I will never buy your wine again — who knows what those nasty nasty people are getting in the juice!


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