So I’m driving along, waiting to turn left, and in the opposite lane, a woman veers out into another lane of traffic, narrowly — and I mean by a quarter of an inch — misses the car that’s already in that lane. She just didn’t see the car… and, I swear to God, the woman does a full-on head-smack with the palm of her hand. The “I coulda had a V8!” head smack! I’ve never seen that done non-ironically.
PS I suspect the reason she didn’t see the car approaching was her enormous head wrap, which appeared to have cut off any sort of peripheral vision. Good thinkin’, there.