February, 2004

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Thursday, February 12th, 2004

I went to one of the biggest party schools in the world and we didn’t have an undergrad porn magazine.

The Harvard Crimson Online :: News

Wednesday, February 11th, 2004

Wrong wrong wrong.

Li’l G n’R

Tuesday, February 10th, 2004

Yeah, you do feel great!

Nutrigrain (feel great)

Tuesday, February 10th, 2004

Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Tuesday, February 10th, 2004

Every now and then, we all need a little help.

All about Potatoes at Potato Help.com

Monday, February 9th, 2004

This one speaks for itself.

�Careful! Poop on there!�

Saturday, February 7th, 2004

Tougher than you may think.

BBCi – Science – Human Body – Spot The Fake Smile

Friday, February 6th, 2004

Here’s how lame Barnes & Noble is. I had a book reading and signing at the Oakland B&N last February (a whole year ago), and after the reading, rather than send the unsold books back to me (who shipped them directly there), they sent them to a distributor from which they didn’t even order them. Now, I get a call from a library that bought some of those books from the distributor… well, one of them is autographed “To Jerry”. This is the guy who I GAVE a copy of the book and was running the signing. He sold his book back to the distributor, the book I gave him for free! Incredible. What makes this worse is that Barnes & Noble never even paid me for the books they did sell that night. Authors and small publishers, be warned. Personally, I’ll never shop at a B&N again.

Friday, February 6th, 2004

Too much travel and too many 5am wakeup calls have left me too tired to form coherent original thoughts, so here’s a hysterical (and oh so accurate) damnation of the blog community. (Note that I’d never consider myself part of any “community” at all, and I agree that most blogs are indeed trash.)

Why your Movable Type blog must die || kuro5hin.org

Friday, February 6th, 2004

Too much travel and too many 5am wakeup calls have left me too tired to form coherent original thoughts, so here’s a hysterical (and oh so accurate) damnation of the blog community. (Note that I’d never consider myself part of any “community” at all, and I agree that most blogs are indeed trash.)

Why your Movable Type blog must die || kuro5hin.org

Monday, February 2nd, 2004

Sadly, I can’t really remember all the states I’ve visited. Have I been to Utah? Surely I’ve been to St. Louis, right? Rhode Island… did we go through there during that tour of the east coast? Ah, skip it…

create your own visited states map

Monday, February 2nd, 2004

Sadly, I can’t really remember all the states I’ve visited. Have I been to Utah? Surely I’ve been to St. Louis, right? Rhode Island… did we go through there during that tour of the east coast? Ah, skip it…

create your own visited states map

Sunday, February 1st, 2004

I know a bunch of film-obsessed freaks read this weblog. So now’s your chance to make something out of that lunacy. Let me know if you get on the show.

IFCTV.com > Ultimate Film Fanatic