If you (and by you, I mean ME) were too dumb to pass the Jeopardy! tryout test, maybe you’ll have better luck with your 10- to 12-year-old child. Now I just need a pre-teen that I can force to study for hours on end so I can live vicariously through their intelligence and promptly abscond with the prize money. Oh wait, kids only win $10,000!? The teen tournament winner gets 75 large. Weak, Trebek!