Actual letters from actual readers:
Hey Christ opher when are you and your buddies going to grow some balls and expose the antimatter planet bringing their phony jebus to blow away Earth? And did you know they have the true god Gerry Butler CAGED and TORTURED JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU??? THE GERRY BUTLER *CLONES* AND MOBOT CHURCH W/ HOLLYWOOD ARE BEHIND IT. The god who you denigrate is *against* their evil practices. Open your eyes. Or is that iiiiiiii's? He dies, you guys die. That simple.