February, 2010

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From the Mouths of Babes

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

Scene: Kids watching TV in the morning via Tivo. Commercial comes on.

Me: “Fast-forward it.”

Child: “I wanna see this!”

Me: “It’s a commercial!”

Child: “But it’s cereal!”

Exeunt.

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Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Whatever you do, don’t let yourself get signed up for any General Electric newsletter, or you’ll have to deal with this.

Not Quite a Quarter

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Time on the phone spent trying to close a checking account with a lingering, $0.16 balance: 9 minutes.

Implied wage: $1.06/hour.