When a Problem Comes Along, You Must Lick It
Written by Christopher Null on August 1st, 2016Where Do the World’s Hazelnuts Go?
Written by Christopher Null on July 1st, 2016Well, exactly where you think they go.
Royal Crown
Written by Christopher Null on June 1st, 2016Everything you ever wanted to know about RC Cola (and why it never became popular).
Still my favorite soda… though I don’t even drink Coke any more…
I Want to Believe
Written by Christopher Null on May 1st, 2016Why we are almost certainly not alone, and why we will almost certainly never meet another alien species anyway.
OK, But I Like It More Than It Likes Me
Written by Christopher Null on April 1st, 2016No you hang up first.
No you.
Spoiler Alert
Written by Christopher Null on March 25th, 2016My Fast Food Mashup: The Chick-N-Out
Written by Christopher Null on March 5th, 2016It came to me in a dream. What if you took a Chick-Fil-A sandwich and an In-N-Out burger and put them together?
Today I made that dream a reality, taking one In-N-Out cheeseburger (animal style) and one Chick-Fil-A sandwich (extra pickles) and slapping them together. (Drop the bottom bun of the In-N-Out and the top bun of the Chick-Fil-A. Chicken goes on the bottom of the combined sandwich.)
Results: Incredibly delicious and probably extremely healthy, too. The Chick-N-Out (get it?) is one for the ages!
Rabies is Hydrophobia
Written by Christopher Null on March 1st, 2016Dad Joke Doesn’t Work Out
Written by Christopher Null on February 1st, 2016Me: Hey kids, look, a flock of cows!
Zoe (13): Brown cows!
Me: Uh, yeah, a flock of cows!
Zoe: Yeah, brown cows!
Beckett (9): It’s not flock.
Me: Yeah, flock of cows!
Beckett: Flock is for birds.
Me (frustrated): Yeah, flock of cows!
Beckett (rolls eyes): Never mind.
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Let Me Get That To Go
Written by Christopher Null on January 25th, 2016
How It Feels Right Now Outside
Written by Christopher Null on January 1st, 2016
I Guess Nature Always Finds a Way
Written by Christopher Null on December 1st, 2015
I Call This Photo “The Stalker”
Written by Christopher Null on November 9th, 2015
Varmint Cong
Written by Christopher Null on November 2nd, 2015
Found ‘im!
Written by Christopher Null on November 1st, 2015
O RLY?
Written by Christopher Null on October 15th, 2015
Windows
Written by Christopher Null on October 1st, 2015Since upgrading my brand new Lenovo Yoga 3 to Windows 10…
- webcam doesn’t work
- iTunes won’t even load
- keyboard randomly doubles up on characters about 1 of 100 times you press a key… but about 1 out of 5 times you press the letter C
- and there’s no help for any of this online
Fun Facts
Written by Christopher Null on September 1st, 2015Mount Rushmore was originally conceived as nothing more than a way to get tourists to come to South Dakota. Beats the world’s largest ball of twine, I guess.
This Is a Real Site
Written by Christopher Null on August 2nd, 2015
I dunno, she looks like a gluten eater to me. How do they keep people from lying on their profiles just to try to get with eligible, gluten-free singles???
Another Lost Art
Written by Christopher Null on June 28th, 2015My old boss Tere knew shorthand, and watching her scribble those hieroglyphics during interviews always fascinated me. This story makes me want to master it myself.