Made it from the sidewalk to the street.
Day 1
And so it begins! (Tree pickup was last week, sheeple!)
“Pile Up” Gag in the First Paragraph? Check.
T-1000 Goes To College
To offer an update on the great Jesse Popp, an opinion:
Let’s be done with Terminator movies. No more Terminator.
So Many Emotions
Not My Pic
…but it does sum up my experiences with Bay Area traffic.
Any Guesses?
(Who, why, or both.)
I Canardly Believe It
Where Is Napkin?
It’s Actually a Prius
Never ever ever ever.
Valley of the Heart’s Delight
OTEL MONTE EONE
Day 29
Looks like Day 129…
Day 26
Can we make it to February?
Day 20
Hang in there, baby!
Day 16
Hello you brown beauty… where have you been hiding?
Day 13
When in doubt, try to hide the tree in the leaves piled up on the street. (Spotted in Sacramento. Kudos to my neighbors for getting rid of their late trees in a timely fashion.)
Day 7
Abandoned Christmas tree watch begins! Turns out tree pickup here was December 31 — a date which even caught me by surprise as my own tree went uncollected yesterday. I’ve already dealt with mine, but we’ll be following a few gems like this one over the next few weeks as they turn the most delightful shade of brown.
It really is the most wonderful time of the year.
Cortana
Finished testing about a dozen laptops for Forbes and I reinstall Windows at the end of the process each time.
If I have to hear “A little sign-in here, a touch of Wi-Fi there…” one more time I’m going to end it all.
Living in the Future
This guy at the gym is insistent that he does not have an account or a password on Amazon, although he “uses Amazon Prime every day.”
“I JUST DON’T HAVE A PASSWORD, OK?”