Because “Fires, fires, fires, fires” Was Too Long

Written by Christopher Null on August 1st, 2018

 

Such a Feelin’s Comin’ Over Me

Written by Christopher Null on July 1st, 2018

That time I connected the Osaka “train arriving” jingle to Shonen Knife’s “Top of the World.”

 

Tight Fit

Written by Christopher Null on June 1st, 2018

 

Preakness Winner Spoiler

Written by Christopher Null on May 18th, 2018

Hit me up if you want to know the winner.

 

Tough Decisions

Written by Christopher Null on May 11th, 2018

 

Tangly

Written by Christopher Null on May 1st, 2018

 

Real Coin Offerings Have Made Less Sense

Written by Christopher Null on April 1st, 2018
 

The Dream

Written by Christopher Null on March 1st, 2018

In the dream, Trump ordered the creation of a new $200 bill, with his face on it. The bills were larger than regular bills, and made of plastic so the couldn’t get wrinkled. But no one would use them and no stores would accept them, because no one believed they were real.

 

Day 24

Written by Christopher Null on February 1st, 2018

All my local trees have vanished, but in San Francisco yesterday I saw no less than 3 roadside Christmas trees slowly browning away. Will capture photos on my next endeavor.

 

Day 10

Written by Christopher Null on January 18th, 2018

Still in deep camo….

 

Day 4

Written by Christopher Null on January 12th, 2018

The plot thickens… camo!

 

Day 1

Written by Christopher Null on January 9th, 2018

Ok, here we go…

 

Just Me?

Written by Christopher Null on January 1st, 2018

Does anyone else, when driving at night, look at the taillights of the other cars and imagine them, along with the car’s other features, into cartoonish faces? (Pro tip: The taillights are not always the eyes!)

 

You’re Early

Written by Christopher Null on December 19th, 2017

Christmas tree pickup is in two weeks, and this is all wrong anyway.

 

The Only Winning Move Is Not to Play

Written by Christopher Null on December 1st, 2017

 

We Were… Inverted

Written by Christopher Null on November 1st, 2017

 

Blast from the Past

Written by Christopher Null on October 1st, 2017

Received in 2006

 

I Read It As “Chimpin'”

Written by Christopher Null on September 1st, 2017

 

Best Photo I’ve Ever Snapped From a Moving Vehicle

Written by Christopher Null on August 1st, 2017

 

The Winning Shot

Written by Christopher Null on July 1st, 2017

Couldn’t be prouder of my wife, the newly-anointed award-winning photographer. If you can’t get to the fair, here’s a photo of the winning photo…