If you have any interest in Hollywood or comedy, this is hysterical. “Don’t have a cow, man” by Judd Apatow and Mark Brazill (Harper’s Magazine)

The Apple iPhone arrives on Friday, and you’re probably trying to rationalize outlaying thousands of dollars over the next two years just so you can get Google Maps anywhere you go, right? Hey, I don’t blame you, but drink three of these and you’ll have no trouble in that department. Your cash will flow like…

Remember this, young parents… [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5jnk7VS-Ko]

There is a God! Greed: Disney Will Stop Making Painfully Embarrassing, Awful Direct To DVD Sequels, And You Can Stop Buying Them – Consumerist

Today I realized I just might be contributing to all this iPhone hype… iphone “christopher null” – Google Search

Just use the force, dude! JIVEMagazine.com – The Complex and Terrifying Reality of Star Wars Fandom

My thoughts exactly on Microsoft’s Surface. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZrr7AZ9nCY]

Just a note to wish you all, as the card from my daughter says: HAPPY PARENT DAY.

Genius. Et Cetera: Publick and Privat Curiosities Harlem’s Painted Lady: 65 East 125th Street «

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According to the tour guide at the Jelly Belly factory, coconut flavored Jelly Bellys have flecks of “real coconut flakes” in them. According to the dispenser, however, they are made with “artificial flavor.” Conspiracy and lies! JellyBelly.com – The Official Site of Jelly Belly Candy Co.

Difficult. Flute Hero

Well, this has to be some kind of milestone. There are now “sponsored search results” for my name on Google. christopher null – Google Search

Probably headed down some more…

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Wondering what happened to Filmcritic today? The webhost got hit by lightning, frying everything (through surge protectors, UPSes, etc.) — no equipment was spared. My webmaster said a switch plate was blown across the room and Ethernet cables were actually vaporized… filled with ash instead of wires. Dang! Filmcritic.com | Movie and DVD Reviews for…

As an old-school Heinz consumer, I didn’t believe the taste test from Cook’s Illustrated, but they’re right: Hunt’s ketchup is better than Heinz. It’s less sweet, thicker, better tomato flavor. Now just fix the bottle, Hunt’s! Hunt’s

From the Hostel 2 publicity spam… When director Eli Roth’s HOSTEL opened, there were reports that viewers were passing out and vomiting during the film’s graphic and gory story about travelers’ tortures and murder. Some quotes from Roth: On who he would cast if he had to cast a starlet: “Kate Hudson. I’d love to…

BECAUSE OF THE METH!!! What Would Happen if You Bought 25 Bottles of Nyquil? · Violent Acres

That Bridge connector that collapsed? All fixed. Now open. In 25 days. Only a week ago they were still predicting late June in the papers. Whoops. Meanwhile, here’s a fun link… 4/29truth.com