Half Mast – Now in Hardcover

Why not?

Half Mast is now available with a tough hardcover binding that will stand the test of time, children, and toothy dogs. More big publishing news on the way soon, so stay tuned!

Half Mast Giveaway – Get It Free!

While you’re waiting for THE CUL-DE-SAC to drop, check out my first novel (and spiritual prequel), HALF MAST.

100 Kindle copies are up for grabs at GoodReads — check it out here!

The Cul-de-sac – Get Your Preorder on!

People keep asking, so I’m finally answering. Yes, you can pre-order my new thriller THE CUL-DE-SAC today for digital delivery on release date, February 10, 2025.

Paperback and audiobook versions will be available as well, and I’ll post links here when they hit. If you’re interested in seeing an advance copy in order to write a review, please drop me a line! (Review copies should be ready to send out in November.)

Meanwhile, feel free to put your advance order in on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, or Apple Books. Thanks to everyone for the support!

Let’s Play CYBERPUNCH!

Want a new game that’s fun for the whole family? Play CYBERPUNCH!

Cyberpunch is “Slug Bug” for the ’20s. The rules are simple: While driving around, if you see a Tesla CyberTruck, you call out “Cyberpunch!” and punch your nearest loved one. How hard and where you hit is totally between you and your friends and family.

In my opinion, there’s just no better way to celebrate Musk’s innovation.

CYBERPUNCH!

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Courtesy of my friend Mike Calore:

Null Island is the name of an imaginary place located at zero degrees latitude and zero degrees longitude (0°N 0°E), i.e., where the prime meridian and the equator intersect. The fictitious island, usually defined as 1 meter square, is often used in mapping software as a placeholder to help find and correct database entries that have erroneously been assigned the coordinates 0,0. Although Null Island started as a joke within the geospatial community, it has become a useful means of addressing a recurring issue in geographic information science.[1]