by Christopher Null / October 25, 2002
Not only did that VCR arrive broken, but:
– The ticket I protested 4 months ago came back guilty
– Blogger got hacked
– Car seems to be dying
– Refrigerator began to freak out, making bizarre squealing noise
– Dishwasher mounting screws snapped, sending dishwasher jumping out into center of kitchen
– Strange Jamba Juice dream left me really screwed in the head
