Not only did that VCR arrive broken, but:

– The ticket I protested 4 months ago came back guilty

– Blogger got hacked

– Car seems to be dying

– Refrigerator began to freak out, making bizarre squealing noise

– Dishwasher mounting screws snapped, sending dishwasher jumping out into center of kitchen

– Strange Jamba Juice dream left me really screwed in the head

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Christopher Null

Christopher Null is a veteran technology journalist and the owner of Null Media, a custom blogging company.