In my quest for finding the end to mouth pain, I read that your teeth are never supposed to touch unless you’re chewing food. This has led to an extreme amount of paranoia in keeping my teeth slightly apart at all times. Now that you’ve read this, you’ll know what a real obsession is like.

In other news, my cousin sent me this link: I’m a famous Texan.

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Christopher Null

Christopher Null is a veteran technology journalist and the owner of Null Media, a custom blogging company.