How not to get a job (full text of an email I received today):

Subject: HR Dept


You are being contactedtoday proactively to announce my immediate availability. Generally seeking employment full time or contractual in management or sales management. Travel not a problem. Fluent in German.

Your consideration most appreciated.


van Eton

London, W14 0HD – United Kingdom

0044 207 603 5340

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