Bizarre telemarketing call I just got:

“Hi Chris, this is such-and-such from Exodus Film Company in Los Angeles!”

ME: “Hi.” (I get calls from studios all the time… nothing strange so far)

“We’re producing a family film based on the Paul Bunyan stories from the producer of Home Alone and we’d like to offer you the chance to review…”

(wait for it)

“…the prospectus to invest in the film!”

ME: “Haha haa ahhha ahhhahahahaha! Oh boy…”