Today’s quirky taqueria experience: Guy in front of me orders a burrito, no problem so far, but with the following caveats:

– “Can you take some of the liquid out of the spicy chicken?”
– “Don’t roll it up yet. Wait a minute so it cools off before you roll it. Don’t worry, I’ll tell you when.” (Worker just gets to stand there and wait for him to say when.)
– “Can you take a napkin and sop up some of the moisture?” (She just stares at him like he’s an idiot. Which he is.)
– “Is it $6.14? Wait. I have exact change.” Of course you do, if you’re that particular.

So the question of the day is, should I be embarassed because we both ordered a Dr. Pepper?