Who would you bet on? (These are REAL, bettable odds, by the way.)

Al Gore 75-1
Al Sharpton 1000-1
Alan Keyes 750-1
Alberto Gonzales 75-1
Arnold Schwarzenegger 250-1
Barack Obama 70-1
Bill Clinton 300-1
Bill Frist 30-1
Bill Maher 2500-1
Bill OReilly 750-1
Bill Owens 50-1
Bill Richardson 50-1
Bob Ehrlich 75-1
Bob Graham 150-1
Bob Kerrey 50-1
Charles Schumer 75-1
Chuck Hagel 50-1
Clint Eastwood 750-1
Colin Powell 25-1
Condoleezza Rice 25-1
Dennis Kucinich 200-1
Dick Cheney 20-1
Dick Gephardt 75-1
Donald Rumsfeld 2000-1
Donald Trump 2500-1
Elizabeth Dole 750-1
Evan Bayh 35-1
Gary Locke 70-1
George Allen Jr 7-1
George Pataki 75-1
George W Bush 200-1
Harold Ford Jr 75-1
Hillary Clinton 3-1
Howard Dean 75-1
Jack Kemp 75-1
James Carville 1000-1
Jay Rockefeller 100-1
Jeb Bush 35-1
Jesse Jackson 200-1
Jesse Ventura 1000-1
Joe Biden 30-1
Joe Lieberman 150-1
John Ashcroft 1500-1
John Edwards 30-1
John Kerry 50-1
John McCain 8-1
Laura Bush 1000-1
Mark Warner 15-1
Michael Bloomberg 200-1
Michael Moore 7500-1
Mitt Romney 25-1
Newt Gingrich 50-1
Pat Robertson 2000-1
Paul Bremmer 150-1
Paul Wolfowitz 750-1
Ralph Nader 100-1
Rudy Giuliani 10-1
Russ Feingold 75-1
Ted Kennedy 750-1
Tom Daschle 50-1
Tom Ridge 50-1
Tom Vilsack 40-1
Tommy Franks 200-1
Wesley Clark 75-1