DMV 101

by Christopher Null  /  May 7, 2009

Child: Can you get your license plate to say whatever you want?

Me: Yes, as long as it fits into 7 characters and it’s not rude.

Child: What, like “FART YOUR BUTT OFF?”

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Christopher Null

Christopher Null is a veteran journalist and the author of the novels Half Mast and The Cul-de-sac.

2 Comments

  1. SerialPsychosis on May 11, 2009 at 11:16 am

    That needs to be on a shirt. It truly does.



  2. Christopher Null on May 15, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    test