“Pile Up” Gag in the First Paragraph? Check.

SF’s 24-hour public bathrooms show promise in keeping feces off streets

Day 13

When in doubt, try to hide the tree in the leaves piled up on the street. (Spotted in Sacramento. Kudos to my neighbors for getting rid of their late trees in a timely fashion.)

Living in the Future

This guy at the gym is insistent that he does not have an account or a password on Amazon, although he “uses Amazon Prime every day.”

“I JUST DON’T HAVE A PASSWORD, OK?”

You May Already Be a Winner

I don’t consider myself particularly lucky, but somehow I am always selected to participate in a customer service survey when I call a business I deal with. Jealous?

Real Coin Offerings Have Made Less Sense

The Dream

In the dream, Trump ordered the creation of a new $200 bill, with his face on it. The bills were larger than regular bills, and made of plastic so the couldn’t get wrinkled. But no one would use them and no stores would accept them, because no one believed they were real.