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Jesus Take the Wheel!

Saturday, September 1st, 2018

Because “Fires, fires, fires, fires” Was Too Long

Wednesday, August 1st, 2018

Such a Feelin’s Comin’ Over Me

Sunday, July 1st, 2018

That time I connected the Osaka “train arriving” jingle to Shonen Knife’s “Top of the World.”

Tight Fit

Friday, June 1st, 2018

Preakness Winner Spoiler

Friday, May 18th, 2018

Hit me up if you want to know the winner.

Tough Decisions

Friday, May 11th, 2018


Tuesday, May 1st, 2018

Real Coin Offerings Have Made Less Sense

Sunday, April 1st, 2018

The Dream

Thursday, March 1st, 2018

In the dream, Trump ordered the creation of a new $200 bill, with his face on it. The bills were larger than regular bills, and made of plastic so the couldn’t get wrinkled. But no one would use them and no stores would accept them, because no one believed they were real.

Day 10

Thursday, January 18th, 2018

Still in deep camo….

Day 4

Friday, January 12th, 2018

The plot thickens… camo!

Just Me?

Monday, January 1st, 2018

Does anyone else, when driving at night, look at the taillights of the other cars and imagine them, along with the car’s other features, into cartoonish faces? (Pro tip: The taillights are not always the eyes!)

The Only Winning Move Is Not to Play

Friday, December 1st, 2017

Blast from the Past

Sunday, October 1st, 2017

Received in 2006

I Read It As “Chimpin'”

Friday, September 1st, 2017

Best Photo I’ve Ever Snapped From a Moving Vehicle

Tuesday, August 1st, 2017

The Winning Shot

Saturday, July 1st, 2017

Couldn’t be prouder of my wife, the newly-anointed award-winning photographer. If you can’t get to the fair, here’s a photo of the winning photo…

What Could Go Wrong?

Thursday, June 1st, 2017

Gee Hubspot, How Could I Refuse?

Tuesday, March 14th, 2017

Hi Unknown:

I am heading out for a territory visit tomorrow morning through Friday this week.

Please respond back with one of these options (just trying to make this easy for you).

  1. I want to meet to discuss HubSpot options while you are here.
  1. We are hosting a marketing workshop downtown on Thursday from 12-4. Sign up to come here-

If you want to book a meeting with me you can here-

Hope to hear back!


Ali Powell

Principal 3 Sales Rep

Book a meeting with me here:

A Brief Update

Wednesday, March 1st, 2017

Sorry to leave so many of you hanging and sending me texts and emails about this issue, but yes, the Christmas tree is gone. I miss it greatly, but look forward to its return in 10 short months.