Dad Joke Doesn’t Work Out
by Christopher Null / February 1, 2016
Me: Hey kids, look, a flock of cows!
Zoe (13): Brown cows!
Me: Uh, yeah, a flock of cows!
Zoe: Yeah, brown cows!
Beckett (9): It’s not flock.
Me: Yeah, flock of cows!
Beckett: Flock is for birds.
Me (frustrated): Yeah, flock of cows!
Beckett (rolls eyes): Never mind.
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funny