Dang, I saw the Google Street View van today (or, actually, a little red beater of a car with a giant four-way camera mounted on top of a big pole)… I am guessing it was doing Google’s maps, not someone else’s. I swung around the block to get a picture of it but the car…

I’m guessing this guy got fired. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxSUuGB2Do&hl=en]

No discounts on the canned bacon, peeps. 1 Case/12 Cans of Yoder’s Canned Bacon

I was a judge on this, so you should at least check it out. SEOmoz’s Web 2.0 Awards

Lone Star Times » Worst. Baby Name. EVER. Special K for the win.

OK, I learned my lesson. I’m not getting propane at U-Haul any more. 30 minutes waiting in line for 4 1/2 gallons… absurd. And that was the “express” line! U-Haul: Your moving and self storage resource for truck rentals, trailers, self storage facilities, and moving supplies

Now that’s a big pot rack… Amazon.com: Enclume CWS6 6-Tier Finishing Touches Cookware Stand, Hammered Steel: Kitchen & Dining Product Dimensions: 535 x 165 x 145 inches

For the first time in years I have stepped foot into a McDonald’s restaurant, this time with the stated goal of obtaining one Southern Chicken Sandwich (aka the McChick-Fil-A), which is free with the purchase of a drink all day today. The verdict: It’s a Chick-Fil-A knockoff through and through, right down to the pickles.…

Kitchenaid gas range. Less than 3 years old. Suddenly the oven won’t light. Repair call: $45. Estimate for fix: $475 for parts alone. No thanks. New range arrives Wednesday. This is literally the worst range I’ve ever had to deal with. Not only is it unreliable (and Kitchenaid ranges have the worst repair rating of…

abc7news.com: Tips on hands-free cell phone technology 5/06/08 I was on “View from the Bay” today talking about the new cell phone law in California. If you missed the 3pm broadcast it repeats tonight at 8pm. Check local listings (at least in San Francisco).

Chick-fil-A fans: Does this look familiar? (coupon came as a blow-in with a non-chicken-sandwich-related order from Amazon.com)

Finally, a big win for Null! Surely a Pulitzer is in the works… Thanks PC World! PC World’s Techlog A Win for PCW!

Well that was a fun and completely pointless three months. Microsoft Withdraws Proposal to Acquire Yahoo!: Microsoft Corp. today announced that it has withdrawn its proposal to acquire Yahoo! Inc.

Wow. The horse that Hillary Clinton picked in the Kentucky Derby had to be euthanized after coming in second place in the race and breaking both ankles at the finish line. If that isn’t a higher voice trying to say something I don’t know what is…

Wow. The horse that Hillary Clinton picked in the Kentucky Derby had to be euthanized after coming in second place in the race and breaking both ankles at the finish line. If that isn’t a higher voice trying to say something I don’t know what is…

Stop, drop and roll, lady! Wedding Really Goes Wrong : Sky Pedia

What I learned today: If FedEx breaks a bottle of liquor, they won’t deliver the package to you, you have to go pick it up. Why? Because they don’t want the smell of booze filling up their trucks and people thinking the drivers are wasted. True story. FedEx Tracking – FedEx Shipping – FedEx Web…

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