I know the feeling. Gosh!

“Then the 55-year-old North Richland Hills man walked into a field, tied helium balloons to a gun, covered his mouth with duct tape, and shot himself in the back of the head, according to New Mexico State Police.” Balloons carried gun away in Red Lobster executive’s CSI-like suicide | Dallas Morning News | News for…

Thank God someone finally made pictures. Current Configuration: Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is Wrong

This story just keeps getting worse and worse. But at least they eat organic fish sticks. Talking Business – On Day Care, Google Makes a Rare Fumble – NYTimes.com “Under the new plan, parents with two kids in Google day care would most likely see their annual day care bill grow to more than $57,000…

Note to self: Cancel plan to move to Comoros. (Comoros???) Canada best to escape climate change – Telegraph

It amuses me when the Facebook Xbox 360 app finally does its monthly (or longer) update. Makes it look like I’ve done some serious overnight gaming… Facebook | Christopher Null: “null3000 unlocked 23 new achievements in GTA IV. New gamerscore is 5805!”

Calculate your mental age by clicking the numbers in increasing order. Me: 20 brain years old. Yay! 脳年齢テスト01 脳トレ瞬間記憶

Rambo by the numbers… All About Rambo

When companies “send a letter” to each other, do they really just write a letter and drop it in the mail? Just curious. Every day the biggest companies in the world at least pretend to communicate via the mail. Microsoft Sends Letter to Yahoo! Board of Directors: Microsoft Sends Letter to Yahoo! Board of Directors

Now THAT’S a knife! WASP Injection Systems, Inc. – WASP Injection Knife

You can’t argue with policy. Overheard in the Office | Mexico: Hey, We Warned You!

Wanna work at Google and send your infant to day care on site there? In October ’09 it will cost you $28,680 a year. Tuition at Harvard next year is just $32,557. Presumably that doesn’t include diaper service, though. Google’s daycare debacle: the Kinderplex memos

File under recipes for RPG gamers: “Active time” on this recipe apparently requires a four-sided die to figure out. Beef Braised in Red Wine Recipe at Epicurious.com

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkTQwP2gFxU&hl=en] Go Chewy, it’s your birthday.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkTQwP2gFxU&hl=en] Go Chewy, it’s your birthday.

Oh man, don’t inhale cayenne pepper. Spices at Penzeys Spices Cayenne Pepper

“‘Serves 18’ gives some pause.” Recipe Deal Breakers – NYTimes.com

Best schwag ever!! CIMG1033 on Flickr – Photo Sharing!

…and THEN I find out I’m out of thermal paste.