How is THIS on the True Stories network??? Millennium (1989) – Plot summary

Trap the kitty. Chat Noir – Flash game

Arf arf! (I wrote this.) Animals in the Movies Quiz | PARADE Magazine

Why it smells like smoke

The standards at Stanford have gone right through the roof. Looking for a paper writer on Film criticism

Can you catch more flies with honey than vinegar? The definitive answer: NO. Lately we’ve been dealing with a plague of fruit flies, and I’ve been turning to traditional methods to get rid of them. Along the way, I thought of the old adage that you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar (meant…

Nice work, Germans! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lv0-ftyMKE]

How not to get me to take your survey: To help us better meet your needs, we would greatly appreciate your response to an important survey. Depending on the sections you qualify for, this survey could take up to 20–25 minutes to complete.

Resolved: If you find yourself using a utility knife to cut down cardboard boxes for recycling, and wonder aloud that, since you get so many packages and have so much cardboard to cut up each week, how long it will be until you eventually cut yourself with that utility knife, the answer is about 60…

Tara D. Baldwin of West Yorkshire, UK: You bought my book but you didn’t sign your check! Argghhhhhh!

Serious brain cloud today. I couldn’t hear John C. Reilly’s voice (his sad sack from Magnolia) but could not think of his name or really make out his face. Damn I’m getting old. Finally it came to me… Argh! John C. Reilly

RUDE! mcdonalds_medium.jpg (image)

I’ve been building out my new website for most of September, finally it’s ready to unveil to the world. Drinkhacker is your source for cocktail recipes, plus reviews of wine, beer, spirits, and other barlike diversions. Hope you’ll become a regular reader. If you’re curious how the 1952 Lafite tasted, well, that report just went…

Last night I had a nightmare that my new floors suddenly got cracked, two days after installation. (I do have some new flooring, but only in one stairwell.) Kinda nutty. I thought my days of home improvement nightmares were over and the era of kid-related nightmares had begun. No?

Marcel Marceau, RIP – Boing Boing Don’t miss comment #1.

I’ll be on Good Morning America this Sunday. It’s on at 7am (8am Central). Check it out. I have no idea whether what I said will be coherent, but it will be about TiVo. Tune in! Edit: Looks like I got cut. :( ABC News: Find Out The Day’s News And Weather On GMA

Robbed! Last night I stupidly left the garage door open (I must have double-hit the button when I left), and since I have the auto-door-shutting system turned off while our stairs are being worked on, the door apparently remained open all night long. This morning, I found three things had been stolen: Two power drills…

Wonder what happened with Lucky the Leprechaun over the years… a sampler of things: The Evolution of Sugar Bear

This kind of stuff keeps me awake at night. BTW the CD is over $100. Get it free here… Internet Archive: Details: The Conet Project – Recordings of Shortwave Numbers Stations [ird059]

FCU with Bill Murray