It’s that last half hour that really kills ya. WPVI.com: Great Burger Challenge in PA

And by the way, what’s up with giving me a hand mirror to watch the drilling in my mouth? I don’t want to see that. I want to see as little of that as possible. I would pay extra NOT to see that. The fact that it’s offered deeply, deeply disturbs me, but hey, I…

Which is worse: A numb mouth from 5 shots of Novocain or the aching feeling afterwards from 3 fillings? Put simply, this sucks.

Forget 1895, I’m not sure I could pass 8th grade today! 8th Grade Exam: Could You Have Passed the 8th Grade in 1895?

God I hope she sues. Please sue. Please sue! New York Daily News – Home – Daily News Exclusive: Valedictorian who ripped school denied diploma

Three scary words: Ebert on orgasm. New York Post Online Edition: gossip

78 meters Die Wagenschenke – Das Partyzelt am Albanifest in Winterthur.

A disconcertingly high 7/10 Quiz: Hair Bands of the 1980s

Police say he is “mentally disturbed”… hmmm. Puppy prevents Canadian killing spree. 25/06/2004. ABC News Online

Requiem for a giant. I’ve been to Comdex, oh, about six times. 2003 was smaller than your typical Linux show in San Jose. Comdex used to comprise, in effect, all of Las Vegas, for close to a week. Out with a whimper. It won’t be back. CES is now king. Organizer cancels Comdex 2004 |…

They were shocked to find photographs of the man’s genitals sitting on their drinking cups, bottles and food. TheDenverChannel.com – News – Teen Cheerleaders Shocked Over Sex Photos

Perv. The Official Countdown Site to Hermione’s 18th Birthday

Staten Island sez: Suits are for losers. SILive.com – Staten Island Advance – At graduation, parents get a dressing down

Do not try crazy adventures! Yahoo! News – Castro Warns Bush Against Launching Attack

Do not try crazy adventures! Yahoo! News – Castro Warns Bush Against Launching Attack

Very, very, very cool. Turn any photo into a giant rasterized version. The Sect of Homokaasu – The Rasterbator

Separated at birth #6 (is it #6?) Chris Imlay Ian Holm (aka Bilbo Baggins) Height advantage: Baggins.

Spotted at the CostCo dining center: WHEN IN DOUBT, THROW IT OUT! People laugh at me for stocking up at CostCo, but that’s a company with principles!

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains! Straight Dope Staff Report: When the zombies take over, how long till the electricity fails?

I knew there was something fishy about Salt Lake City… A nude model, five bodies and the Mormon assassination plot attempt