I’ve got a killer name for a comedy website or other throwaway web venture. The domain is available, but I’ve got too many domains as it is. Email me if you want to know the awesome name of this website that will have millions of visitors dying to witness the witty clacks of your witty…

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DINNER 6/12/2004 Entree: King crab legs (steam in salt water for 8 minutes) Wine: 1993 Burgundy, Volnay Clos de la Bousse d’Or 1er Cru Dessert: a Sno-Ball (pink)

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Gizmodo’s greatest ever prose: A description of the New York Times “Circuits” section: “a retarded child waking from a coma would marvel at a flower, or toilet paper” Circuits Discovers USB

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When Reagan Died, the Nation’s Obituary Writers Were in the Desert — and Out in the Cold

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If you always wanted to own a little piece of Christian Slater, now’s your chance. eBay item 6903306976 (Ends Jun-10-04 18:00:00 PDT) – 2009 Christian Slater’s Star Wars X-Wing Fighter

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Seems totally wrong, but see if it doesn’t say something about you… BBC – Science & Nature – Leonardo – Thinker quiz Intrapersonal thinkers: Spend a lot of time thinking about and trying to understand themselves Reflect on their thoughts and moods, and work to improve them You understand how your behaviour affects your relationships…

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Taking punishment to “the next level” — simply awesome eBay item 8107675670 (Ends May-31-04 09:10:22 PDT) – Selling Son’s Beloved Play Station 2 For Punishment!

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Memo to New Jersey: SECEDE. Teachers’ decision to drink on field trip peeves parents

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WRITER WANTED MUST HAVE: Car, love of heavy metal NOT REQUIRED: Writing ability, understanding of deadlines Writer for On-line Music Magazine

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The new comments should have read, “My pants are falling down.” (see photo) Insults secretly added to yearbooks

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Utter genius! (Starz promotes Gigli as so bad “you know you want to see it.” Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com

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What I like to eat for breakfast — while I’m driving my car — is a nice ear of corn on the cob. Eat it like it’s a popsickle, with one hand, vertically. These are the things you see when you drive in San Francisco. These are the things that make you wish you had…

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