delusions of grandeur
Ho Ho Ho
If you’re planning on sending out your Christmas card this year with pictures of your family wearing masks, don’t.
Read MorePlanning Ahead
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Read MoreArt is not what you see, but what you make others see.
Some acid-based chemical cleaner leaked out on a shelf. Now wondering if I should frame it.
Read MoreApologies to Tattoo
We’ve been misquoting Ricardo Montalban for over 40 years. It’s not rich Corinthian leather, it’s soft Corinthian leather.
Read MoreAh, My Old Friend
Catch Me Live at 2pm Pacific
I’ll be joining BourbonBlog for “Virtual” Derby Day, where I’ll be talking about the future of booze with a panel of industry experts. Come say hi! Juleps for all!
Read MoreIt’s Also My Urinal’s Name
Day 11
Made it from the sidewalk to the street.
Read More“Pile Up” Gag in the First Paragraph? Check.
SF’s 24-hour public bathrooms show promise in keeping feces off streets
Read MoreI Canardly Believe It
Where Is Napkin?
Valley of the Heart’s Delight
OTEL MONTE EONE
Day 26
Can we make it to February?
Read MoreDay 20
Hang in there, baby!
Read MoreDay 13
When in doubt, try to hide the tree in the leaves piled up on the street. (Spotted in Sacramento. Kudos to my neighbors for getting rid of their late trees in a timely fashion.)
Read MoreLiving in the Future
This guy at the gym is insistent that he does not have an account or a password on Amazon, although he “uses Amazon Prime every day.” “I JUST DON’T HAVE A PASSWORD, OK?”
Read MoreShe’s Dead. Wrapped in Plastic.
You May Already Be a Winner
I don’t consider myself particularly lucky, but somehow I am always selected to participate in a customer service survey when I call a business I deal with. Jealous?
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