delusions of grandeur
Day 13
Found this guy lurking in the night…
Read MoreDay 7
While We’re at It…
What is the proper etiquette these days when someone is a no-show on a conference call? How long do you officially have to wait before you give up? (I propose 8 minutes.)
Read MoreA Modest Proposal for Zoom Etiquette
I hereby propose the following for use in Zoom and other video-based meetings: If a person is trying to speak but inadvertently has their microphone “on mute,” simply hold your hand over your mouth to indicate visibly that you are unable to hear them.
Read MoreMy Husky
Ho Ho Ho
If you’re planning on sending out your Christmas card this year with pictures of your family wearing masks, don’t.
Read MorePlanning Ahead
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Read MoreArt is not what you see, but what you make others see.
Some acid-based chemical cleaner leaked out on a shelf. Now wondering if I should frame it.
Read MoreApologies to Tattoo
We’ve been misquoting Ricardo Montalban for over 40 years. It’s not rich Corinthian leather, it’s soft Corinthian leather.
Read MoreAh, My Old Friend
Catch Me Live at 2pm Pacific
I’ll be joining BourbonBlog for “Virtual” Derby Day, where I’ll be talking about the future of booze with a panel of industry experts. Come say hi! Juleps for all!
Read MoreIt’s Also My Urinal’s Name
Day 11
Made it from the sidewalk to the street.
Read More“Pile Up” Gag in the First Paragraph? Check.
SF’s 24-hour public bathrooms show promise in keeping feces off streets
Read MoreI Canardly Believe It
Where Is Napkin?
Valley of the Heart’s Delight
OTEL MONTE EONE
Day 26
Can we make it to February?
Read MoreDay 20
Hang in there, baby!
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