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“And don’t get me started about my 401k…”
“Yeah, I know someone who already got the Pfizer.” — 8 year old boy, overheard talking to his buddy
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If you’re planning on sending out your Christmas card this year with pictures of your family wearing masks, don’t.
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I’ll be joining BourbonBlog for “Virtual” Derby Day, where I’ll be talking about the future of booze with a panel of industry experts. Come say hi! Juleps for all!
Read MoreYou Had Me at 2.7 Portions of Nachos
The most ridiculous press release of the week. Someone please get me a fact checker on this. Super Bowl fans to scoff 11,000 calories each on game day Jan 29, 2020 LetsGetChecked [PRESSWIRE] 29 January, 2020 – UK — New research released today reveals that the average football fan in the United States, will eat…
Read More“Pile Up” Gag in the First Paragraph? Check.
SF’s 24-hour public bathrooms show promise in keeping feces off streets
Read MoreThanks Google!
These tips are all super-practical!
Read MoreHey Fella, Where Ya Headed?
Soooo many questions I want to ask. (Look closer. Much closer.)
Read MoreRabies is Hydrophobia
How It Feels Right Now Outside
This Is a Real Site
I dunno, she looks like a gluten eater to me. How do they keep people from lying on their profiles just to try to get with eligible, gluten-free singles???
Read MoreSaline Solution, $100 an Ounce
How do you get placebos to work better? Charge more for them. Mind over matter… but money over mind.
Read MoreOverheard at the Cub Scout Trash Pickup Event
“Ew, don’t pick that up. It’s got AIDS on it.” (The AIDSy item in question was a spent Q-tip.)
Read MoreStuff People Give Out at Food Drives
Spent several hours going door to door with my son’s Cub Scout pack this morning collecting canned goods for the San Francisco Food Bank. Among the items received for donation: A jar of “Goober Grape” PB&J combo A bottle of Trader Joe’s Thai curry sauce Multiple 12-packs of Coca-Cola Bag of dried lentils from a…
Read MoreOutlook vs. iCloud
This is probably only going to be of interest to a few dozen Googlers who happen by, but here goes: Outlook 2007 and iCloud 2.0 don’t get along. If you have email stuck in your Outlook outbox (particularly scheduled items), uninstall iCloud. Everything will work suddenly work fine after a reboot.
Read MoreWhy You Should Stay Healthy
A sober reminder that you never want to be in a hospital: “Hospitals are infested with antibiotic-resistant Staphylococcusbacteria that can turn a small cut into a limb- or life-threatening infection.” More bad news here.
Read MoreSneezing at the Sun: A Real Thing
I sometimes sneeze in bright daylight. Now I know I’m not alone. Not only is there a genetic basis for “sun sneezing,” Pagon says the number of times people sneeze in response to light also appears to run in families. This scientific discovery happened in a very unscientific way. Pagon and her genetics colleagues were…
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29 pigs is one too many. Judge: Florence Gruber must offload pigs from Paulsboro home | NJ.com.
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