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Thanks Google!

Wednesday, February 8th, 2017

These tips are all super-practical!

Hey Fella, Where Ya Headed?

Tuesday, January 31st, 2017

Soooo many questions I want to ask. (Look closer. Much closer.)

Rabies is Hydrophobia

Tuesday, March 1st, 2016

How It Feels Right Now Outside

Friday, January 1st, 2016


This Is a Real Site

Sunday, August 2nd, 2015


I dunno, she looks like a gluten eater to me. How do they keep people from lying on their profiles just to try to get with eligible, gluten-free singles???

Saline Solution, $100 an Ounce

Friday, January 30th, 2015

How do you get placebos to work better? Charge more for them. Mind over matter… but money over mind.

Overheard at the Cub Scout Trash Pickup Event

Thursday, May 29th, 2014

“Ew, don’t pick that up. It’s got AIDS on it.”

(The AIDSy item in question was a spent Q-tip.)

Stuff People Give Out at Food Drives

Saturday, November 17th, 2012

Spent several hours going door to door with my son’s Cub Scout pack this morning collecting canned goods for the San Francisco Food Bank. Among the items received for donation:

  • A jar of “Goober Grape” PB&J combo
  • A bottle of Trader Joe’s Thai curry sauce
  • Multiple 12-packs of Coca-Cola
  • Bag of dried lentils from a bulk bin
  • Jelly (expired)
  • A frozen “Claim Jumper” apple pie
  • Individual snack packets of Annie’s organic Bunny Grahams
  • Boxes of frozen stuffing (thawed, rank, very expired)
  • A canned ham (these still exist!)

Outlook vs. iCloud

Monday, September 24th, 2012

This is probably only going to be of interest to a few dozen Googlers who happen by, but here goes:

Outlook 2007 and iCloud 2.0 don’t get along. If you have email stuck in your Outlook outbox (particularly scheduled items), uninstall iCloud. Everything will work suddenly work fine after a reboot.

Why You Should Stay Healthy

Sunday, June 10th, 2012

A sober reminder that you never want to be in a hospital: “Hospitals are infested with antibiotic-resistant Staphylococcusbacteria that can turn a small cut into a limb- or life-threatening infection.”

More bad news here.

Sneezing at the Sun: A Real Thing

Wednesday, June 6th, 2012

I sometimes sneeze in bright daylight. Now I know I’m not alone.

Not only is there a genetic basis for “sun sneezing,” Pagon says the number of times people sneeze in response to light also appears to run in families.

This scientific discovery happened in a very unscientific way. Pagon and her genetics colleagues were sitting at the same table during a birth defects conference when the conversation shifted to discussing the sun and sneezing.┬áMuch to their surprise, they learned that 4 out of 10 of them were affected by this strange reaction. “One person said it was common for people in his family to sneeze five times; in my family it was three times, and another person said once,” recalls Pagon.

But what about the sun making me break down in tears and curl up on the sidewalk?

Baa Ram Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2012

29 pigs is one too many.

Judge: Florence Gruber must offload pigs from Paulsboro home | NJ.com.

The Supermarket’s Scourge Against Tall People

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

tall people

This Is How Hoarders Get Their Start

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Yes, that’s a kids’ shampoo bottle.

Road Tripped

Sunday, July 10th, 2011

After 850 miles on the road I can still feel the car moving. And hear all the bad radio.

Movie Truism

Monday, March 7th, 2011

If your character coughs even one time in a movie, you will die before the credits roll.

More Lactose Please

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Man was not made to consume this much cheese in this little time.

Finger Jerky, Perhaps?

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

You know after you remove a Band-Aid that’s gotten soaking wet: That white, wrinkly, squishy look that your skin gets where it’s been covered up? They need a really good name for that.

Wash Your Hands

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

It’s gonna get dirty out there.

We have a bleak window of maybe 10 years, where we are going to have to use the antibiotics we have very wisely, but also grapple with the reality that we have nothing to treat these infections with.


Friday, July 9th, 2010

Taking my first sick day in months… can’t remember the last time, actually. It’s amazing how being ill can totally derail all your plans, make everything suddenly take a back seat to your recovery, and delay everything you have going on. And at the same it can be liberating: No one expects you to get anything done when you can barely get out of bed.