We don’t need no stinkin’ Segways! To be honest, I’m in favor of outlawing bicycles, skateboards, Segways, and scooters on sidewalks. And if you’re skateboarding in the street, you should be considered “fair game” for motor vehicles. (As if this wasn’t already the case.) My goal is to run for SF mayor on this platform, along with a mandatory $1000 fine for double parking violations.
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