by Christopher Null / September 30, 2002
Barry Bonds hit home run #613 right over my head and out of Pac Bell Park (and into San Francisco Bay) this weekend. I don’t give a rat’s ass about baseball, but that was still kinda cool. They soak the folks in the bleachers with a big water cannon when he hits a “splash ball.” Watching all the people dive out of their kayaks to try to get the ball was even more fun.