From the instruction manual for the Winebar Jr., a hand-me-down wine dispenser/fridge/thingy I just received. (All typos sic.)

ATTENTION

Your Winebar Jr. has been tested to insure it’s proper working condition. It will give you a long live of service if it is maintained properly.

However, if these instructions are disregarded you will run into trouble.

Therefore, read these instructions thoroughly and become familiar with your equipment. This will enhance your enjoyment of the Winebar Jr.

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