Young Lust

Scene: Virgin America flight from SFO to Las Vegas. I’m on the aisle.

Young Fight Attendent (to lady in window seat): What would you like to drink?

Lady in Window Seat: Water.

YFA (to wannabe hipster in middle seat): Something to drink?

Wannabe Hipster in Middle Seat (lecherous look): What’s up?

YFA: Excuse me?

WHIMS: What’s up?

YFA: I’m sorry?

WHIMS: Whassuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppp?

YFA: Would you like something to drink, sir?

WHIMS (utterly defeated that his come-on failed): Water.

Aaaaaand… Scene.

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Christopher Null

Christopher Null is a veteran technology journalist and the owner of Null Media, a custom blogging company.