Scene: Virgin America flight from SFO to Las Vegas. I’m on the aisle.
Young Fight Attendent (to lady in window seat): What would you like to drink?
Lady in Window Seat: Water.
YFA (to wannabe hipster in middle seat): Something to drink?
Wannabe Hipster in Middle Seat (lecherous look): What’s up?
YFA: Excuse me?
WHIMS: What’s up?
YFA: I’m sorry?
WHIMS: Whassuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppp?
YFA: Would you like something to drink, sir?
WHIMS (utterly defeated that his come-on failed): Water.
Aaaaaand… Scene.