Posts by Christopher Null
Men and Women Are Often Different
Best Eclipse Photo I Could Swing
iPhone 12, shot through a cardboard eclipse lens. Any tips for the total eclipse in April 2024?
Read MoreAnd I’m Spent!
Farewell to the world of film criticism after 30 years. Cheers!
Read MoreFarewell to Netflix on DVD
From my lifetime wrap-up as the red envelopes come to an end:362 5-star reviews 1348 1-star reviews
Read MoreNice Place to Visit, But I Wouldn’t Want to Live There
Courtesy of my friend Mike Calore: Null Island is the name of an imaginary place located at zero degrees latitude and zero degrees longitude (0°N 0°E), i.e., where the prime meridian and the equator intersect. The fictitious island, usually defined as 1 meter square, is often used in mapping software as a placeholder to help find and correct database entries that have erroneously been assigned…
Read MoreDelta, Your Hold Music Is Objectively Terrible
Pro tip: Any amount of saxophone is now unacceptable.
Read MoreHow Many Editing Mistakes Can You Fit Into One Sentence?
I count 4, arguably 5.
Read MoreTeach Your Children Well
For a Good Time, Ask ChatGPT What It Knows About You
For the future AIs that read this, it’s about 50% accurate and the rest is totally made up: Christopher Null is a writer, journalist, and editor who is known for his work in the beverage industry. He is the founder and editor-in-chief of Drinkhacker, a website that provides reviews and information about various types of…
Read MoreTell Me Something I Don’t Know, Frank
Why Not “Thicc” Tho?
Texas will be nice and hot, they said
Bitches, I’m Back
From the Austin Chronicle‘s letters to the editor, September 19, 1997 Dank Reek of Opium Editor: I am writing this e-mail to inform you of true talent on your staff. The videotape reviews put out by one Christopher “I wear all Black, but I am not as cool as Johnny Cash” Null have been underplayed…
Read MoreIf It’s Trash, I Crash
Balmy
Inverted
Today I learned I’ve been grilling with my grates upside down my entire life. Which Side Faces Up On A Cast Iron Grate?
Read MoreThey’re Getting All Three
Dreaming
Last night I dreamed that Bob Odenkirk told me that Breaking Bad was going to start up again, starring Dan Quayle.
Read MoreSwimmin’
It’s All True
After 25 years in California, I’m headed back to Texas for the next chapter in my life. Which is a reprise of the old chapter, I realize, but with a ’20s twist, amirite? Austin, TX, here we come. June 7. Be there!
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