Posts by Christopher Null
The Cul-de-sac – Get Your Preorder on!
People keep asking, so I’m finally answering. Yes, you can pre-order my new thriller THE CUL-DE-SAC today for digital delivery on release date, February 10, 2025. Paperback and audiobook versions will be available as well, and I’ll post links here when they hit. If you’re interested in seeing an advance copy in order to write…
Read MoreLet’s Play CYBERPUNCH!
Want a new game that’s fun for the whole family? Play CYBERPUNCH! Cyberpunch is “Slug Bug” for the ’20s. The rules are simple: While driving around, if you see a Tesla CyberTruck, you call out “Cyberpunch!” and punch your nearest loved one. How hard and where you hit is totally between you and your friends…
Read MoreNow Ask Me What I Thought About the Light Switch Cover Plate!
Thank You, UPS. Thank You.
Hi, I’m the UPS Virtual Assistant. Ask a question or type your tracking number so I can help. By chatting, you consent to the chats being recorded, used, and shared by us and our service providers according to our Privacy Notice and Cookies Policy billing.ups.com is not working I found the following answers that may be helpful: I…
Read MoreYeah You Do
Pretty Much the Daily Juju ‘Round Here
Is Austin Going to Run Out of Water?
Read MoreIt’s the APOCACLIPSE!
Has anyone coined this yet? Can I?
Read MoreThat Feeling When You Just Can’t Decide What To Order
Just a Few of the Important Issues We’re Voting on This Month
I’m especially excited about Proposition 7.
Read MoreProof of Delivery
Life Goals for 2024
Men and Women Are Often Different
Best Eclipse Photo I Could Swing
iPhone 12, shot through a cardboard eclipse lens. Any tips for the total eclipse in April 2024?
Read MoreAnd I’m Spent!
Farewell to the world of film criticism after 30 years. Cheers!
Read MoreFarewell to Netflix on DVD
From my lifetime wrap-up as the red envelopes come to an end:362 5-star reviews 1348 1-star reviews
Read MoreNice Place to Visit, But I Wouldn’t Want to Live There
Courtesy of my friend Mike Calore: Null Island is the name of an imaginary place located at zero degrees latitude and zero degrees longitude (0°N 0°E), i.e., where the prime meridian and the equator intersect. The fictitious island, usually defined as 1 meter square, is often used in mapping software as a placeholder to help find and correct database entries that have erroneously been assigned…
Read MoreDelta, Your Hold Music Is Objectively Terrible
Pro tip: Any amount of saxophone is now unacceptable.
Read MoreHow Many Editing Mistakes Can You Fit Into One Sentence?
I count 4, arguably 5.
Read MoreTeach Your Children Well
For a Good Time, Ask ChatGPT What It Knows About You
For the future AIs that read this, it’s about 50% accurate and the rest is totally made up: Christopher Null is a writer, journalist, and editor who is known for his work in the beverage industry. He is the founder and editor-in-chief of Drinkhacker, a website that provides reviews and information about various types of…
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