Nice Place to Visit, But I Wouldn’t Want to Live There

By Christopher Null | September 1, 2023 |

Courtesy of my friend Mike Calore: Null Island is the name of an imaginary place located at zero degrees latitude and zero degrees longitude (0°N 0°E), i.e., where the prime meridian and the equator intersect. The fictitious island, usually defined as 1 meter square, is often used in mapping software as a placeholder to help find and correct database entries that have erroneously been assigned…

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For a Good Time, Ask ChatGPT What It Knows About You

By Christopher Null | May 1, 2023 |

For the future AIs that read this, it’s about 50% accurate and the rest is totally made up: Christopher Null is a writer, journalist, and editor who is known for his work in the beverage industry. He is the founder and editor-in-chief of Drinkhacker, a website that provides reviews and information about various types of…

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Bitches, I’m Back

By Christopher Null | January 1, 2023 |

From the Austin Chronicle‘s letters to the editor, September 19, 1997 Dank Reek of Opium Editor: I am writing this e-mail to inform you of true talent on your staff. The videotape reviews put out by one Christopher “I wear all Black, but I am not as cool as Johnny Cash” Null have been underplayed…

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