Posts by Christopher Null
If It’s Trash, I Crash
Balmy
Inverted
Today I learned I’ve been grilling with my grates upside down my entire life. Which Side Faces Up On A Cast Iron Grate?
Read MoreThey’re Getting All Three
Dreaming
Last night I dreamed that Bob Odenkirk told me that Breaking Bad was going to start up again, starring Dan Quayle.
Read MoreSwimmin’
It’s All True
After 25 years in California, I’m headed back to Texas for the next chapter in my life. Which is a reprise of the old chapter, I realize, but with a ’20s twist, amirite? Austin, TX, here we come. June 7. Be there!
Read MoreSeeing Double
Thought I got two copies of Wired there for a sec.
Read MoreA Long Long Way to Null
My Understanding of the Ukraine Conflict
Do I have this right? Putin is upset that Ukraine is getting too cozy with Europe and NATO, so he says, “Fine! I’ll bomb the shit out of you! That will make them love me!” What am I missing?
Read MoreJust Me?
Am I the only one who looks at CNN’s Chasing Life promo and thinks it’s about a steely-eyed serial killer? Update: Ah… look who did some Photoshop work! Much better, Sanjay!
Read MoreDay 1
So it begins….
Read MoreI’m Part of the Junior High Zeitgeist, I Guess?
Instructions/Directions: Listen to an audio clip based on the article written by Christopher Null (Null, 2020). The material contains a mother’s sentiment about her child’s difficult situation. After listening thoroughly to the details, write about the situation or problem you would analyze and suggest an effective solution to it. Write on the lines provided accordingly.
Read MoreMy New Favorite Hobby
[127/127] Det är Lurigt (Run DMC vs. the Techno Viking) byu/cnull inSharedBPM
Read MoreJesus Saves…
…but plastic wrap is good insurance just in case.
Read MoreHow’s Your Day Going?
Sometimes the Pitches are TOO Good
Evan’s pitch landed in my inbox and I wanted to give his company Gecen some press.
Read MoreBabies
Ouch
“And don’t get me started about my 401k…”
“Yeah, I know someone who already got the Pfizer.” — 8 year old boy, overheard talking to his buddy
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