What I always knew… Bullies often Mr Popular at school, study finds – www.smh.com.au

They must really not want to hire anyone worthwhile. This is perhaps the worst job advertisement I’ve seen in ages. Edit this job ad to apply! (HTML, Content and Layout skills needed too)

God this little movie made me laugh so hard… Flabber.nl :: Gebroken arm

Soup ain’t good food after all. Yahoo! News – FDA Warns Campbell’s on Soup Preparations

This is probably my daughter in another 2 years. 7-year-old gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine

Am I the only one that finds the Sex in the City plot with Mikhail Barishnikov and Sarah Jessica Parker reallllly creepy?

Lots of fun for those of us that miss the Sunday comics “what’s different about these 2 pictures” game. Picture Pyramid

I despise Amazon’s new “search inside the book” feature. Why? Because searching for any keyword now brings hundreds of novels in which that word as mentioned. I don’t care if Change Me into Zeus’s Daughter: A Memoir has the word homebrew in it on page 166. I want a freakin’ book about brewing beer!

I’ll hear nothing further about my parenting abilities. Yahoo! News – Anger Over Australia Crocodile Hunter’s Baby Stunt

I made the mistake of mixing cement with my hands yesterday — which made them dry to the point of being painful. The solution, which I record here for posterity, is to scrub your hands with vinegar — though if you have any nicks and cuts on your fingers, be ready for a little pain.

I guess he is a real Tom Sawyer. Yahoo! News – Rush Guitarist Arrested in Florida

I dreamed last night that, in the wake of the revelation that vegetarians can die of Mad Cow disease, scientists discovered that simply smelling infected meat cooking on a barbecue could give you the disease. Shouldn’t have had Beef Wellington last night…

Punk’d gets punk’d. Las Vegas SUN: Linguists Release Banished Words for 2004

Dammit. Nothing says “delicious” like a cow that can’t walk. Yahoo! News – USDA Bans Downer Cattle from Human Food

Only in Canada do they elect the high school valedictorian. Interesting story nonetheless… National Post

Way to piss off your core audience, Apple… iPod’s Dirty Secret – Neistat Brothers

After one gorgeous day of skiing — clear skies, no wind, minimal crowds — now it’s raining, with no sign of stopping. Grrrrreeeaaaaaat…

Dining at the KFC is always enlightening. On the wall there’s this collection of placards, filled out by the staff in response to management’s request for them to each write a customer service statement. Most of them say stuff like “I want the customer to feel at home here” and so on. But one of…

No one bought the scooter… now it’s up on eBay. Go crazy. eBay item 2448822654 (Ends Dec-29-03 14:00:00 PST) – 1999 Honda Elite scooter CH80LX 80cc

Learned today from the current San Francisco magazine: SF ranks #1 in the nation in per capita consumption of both books and liquor.