What do democracy, marriage, and quagmire have in common? Merriam-Webster’s Words of the Year, 2003

Hysterically funny Flash game for those slow times at the office… Jingle Balls

How dare they mess with the Adult Superstore!? Bus Crash in San Francisco (image)

Sounds, um, disgusting. SEATTLE, Dec. 15 — A city renown for its world-class coffee and world-class food now has a restaurant that has combined the two in one menu item. Rippe’s, Seattle’s “Blue Jeans” steakhouse, has introduced the Seattle Signature Steak, a tender filet dredged in a spicy, smoky rub created with ground Starbucks(R) coffee…

My scooter is for sale, $1149. Full listing on Craigslist here. I’m putting it on eBay at the end of the day if no one buys it.

How long would you wait just to go into an Apple Store in Tokyo? The answer is here… and it ain’t purty. Apple Store Japan

Shocker! Rolling Stone inflates star ratings on its reviews! Chicago Magazine

Sadie, why did you call us last night? At 12:30? I wish you hadn’t hung up, because the Caller ID had us wondering what SADIE’S FLYING E was all night long…. Get back in touch, will ya? Happy-Hour.net, San Francisco – Sadie’s Flying Elephant

This game is freakin’ impossible. Remember Space Panic, though? I loved that game. Played it at the roller skating rink because, like, I can barely skate. Flygirl

Reality or Tarantino flick? Newsday.com – Wife’s Grisly Death in Bronx

Always amazes me that the courts do tend to do the right thing when you press them. Ok guys, I’m ready for my screeners. New York City – Judge Blocks Movie ‘Screener’ Ban

Man this show sucks. Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie: The Simple Life: FOX TV Show Official Site: Video, Pictures, Pics, Photos

A nice cake is waiting for you. Wal-Mart Internal Memo

Hey, I’m hiring. Get it in gear if you’re interested… Associate Editor-Mobile PC magazine

Don’t leave your house. Don’t open your mouth. Abandon hope. BBC NEWS | Health | Invasion of the Bodysnatchers

I’m sure this seemed like a great idea at the time…

Your legal system at work! MCN Notepad … Screener Hearing Transcript

Rocks. Boston.com / A&E / Movies / Small film companies sue over screener ban

Who knew… half of the infamous San Francisco dog-mauling duo is out of prison now. The other half gets out in March 2004. Wheeee. Pet-Abuse.Com – Animal Abuse Cases and Statistics – Case Details

They should arrest my wife then for reckless (backseat) driving. Yahoo! News – Car Passenger Convicted of Drunk Driving