I don’t know much about how Pakistan and Stonehenge could be connected, but this site makes an interesting case. Strange!

Say goodbye to your productivity.

Take this cool person test. I scored a 97%!

San Jose is bad. That’s my interpretation anyway.

Oddest fortune cookie message I’ve ever gotten: “Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.” (Actually we got 2 fortune cookies, both with this message.)

First thing you’ll want to do with those gift certificates is buy a wig, sunglasses, and some clothes.

First thing you’ll want to do with those gift certificates is buy a wig, sunglasses, and some clothes.

Ripped from today’s press releases (and sure to appear as “news” on Yahoo)… Are You Mac Enough to Rock the Mike? McDonald’s(R) Hosts Big Mac(R) Freestyle Rap Competition; Finalists to Battle But will the Hamburgler represent? Robble robble.

Driving home from Seabiscuit tonight, I saw a license plate that I thought was worthy of note: “MR WET.” As I pulled closer, I realized the gold frame was obscuring the real message: “MR WEI,” which is far far less interesting.

Worth checking in on from time to time… these guys may not be stupid (as their URL suggests) but they are undoubtedly crazy.

You know, I was just warming up to Joel Stein’s column on the back page of Entertainment Weekly, and now it’s gone. No explanation. (I like “Stupid Questions,” too, but what gives?)

Hysterical hoax, but sounds so familiar…

Ipso Facto Potterus.

When we say “STICK A CORK IN IT!” we aren’t kidding.

If Time reviews my book, I’ll remove this link. P.S. Lame!

Hey, who doesn’t like a rainbow?

Bizarre email from out of the blue… The final sentence is what makes it worthwhile. Greetings from eBay, Our records show you have applied to eBay within the past 6 months. eBay has recently changed resume tracking vendors and will no longer have your resume on file. eBay continues to be interested in having your…

Looking for storage for the road? This exhaustive feature I wrote for PC World should help you out.

In other news, I go back to the ol’ Day Job tomorrow — details to come as they are available to the public. Anyway, if you’re looking for me, send me an email. Because there’s nobody home.

Man, I was way off base on this one.