abject failure
Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.
Some acid-based chemical cleaner leaked out on a shelf. Now wondering if I should frame it.
Read MoreAh, My Old Friend
Eventbrite, How Well You Know Me
You Had Me at 2.7 Portions of Nachos
The most ridiculous press release of the week. Someone please get me a fact checker on this. Super Bowl fans to scoff 11,000 calories each on game day Jan 29, 2020 LetsGetChecked [PRESSWIRE] 29 January, 2020 – UK — New research released today reveals that the average football fan in the United States, will eat…
Read MoreDay 1
And so it begins! (Tree pickup was last week, sheeple!)
Read MoreT-1000 Goes To College
To offer an update on the great Jesse Popp, an opinion: Let’s be done with Terminator movies. No more Terminator.
Read MoreSo Many Emotions
Not My Pic
…but it does sum up my experiences with Bay Area traffic.
Read MoreAny Guesses?
(Who, why, or both.)
Read MoreIt’s Actually a Prius
Never ever ever ever.
Read MoreDay 29
Looks like Day 129…
Read MoreDay 16
Hello you brown beauty… where have you been hiding?
Read MoreDay 13
When in doubt, try to hide the tree in the leaves piled up on the street. (Spotted in Sacramento. Kudos to my neighbors for getting rid of their late trees in a timely fashion.)
Read MoreDay 7
Abandoned Christmas tree watch begins! Turns out tree pickup here was December 31 — a date which even caught me by surprise as my own tree went uncollected yesterday. I’ve already dealt with mine, but we’ll be following a few gems like this one over the next few weeks as they turn the most delightful…
Read MoreCortana
Finished testing about a dozen laptops for Forbes and I reinstall Windows at the end of the process each time. If I have to hear “A little sign-in here, a touch of Wi-Fi there…” one more time I’m going to end it all.
Read MoreLiving in the Future
This guy at the gym is insistent that he does not have an account or a password on Amazon, although he “uses Amazon Prime every day.” “I JUST DON’T HAVE A PASSWORD, OK?”
Read MoreResolving “Unable to retrieve conflict information from the sync server” in Itunes
Many promised fixes online, but this is the one that works. Just leaving this solution here for posterity: https://discussions.apple.com/thread/4410910 “What I did was to rename the file called conflicts.synconflicts I renamed it to conflictsold.synconflicts the .synconflicts is the extension so you can’t rename that. I then restarted my computer, opened iTunes and connected my iPhone. OS(C:)…
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Day 24
All my local trees have vanished, but in San Francisco yesterday I saw no less than 3 roadside Christmas trees slowly browning away. Will capture photos on my next endeavor.
Read MoreDay 10
Still in deep camo….
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