Category: abject failure
Gee Hubspot, How Could I Refuse?
Hi Unknown:
I am heading out for a territory visit tomorrow morning through Friday this week.
Please respond back with one of these options (just trying to make this easy for you).
- I want to meet to discuss HubSpot options while you are here.
- We are hosting a marketing workshop downtown on Thursday from 12-4. Sign up to come here- https://offers.hubspot.com/grow-with-hubspot-san-francisco-march-16-2017
If you want to book a meeting with me you can here- https://app.hubspot.com/meetings/apowell
Hope to hear back!
Ali
Ali Powell
Principal 3 Sales Rep
Book a meeting with me here: https://app.hubspot.com/meetings/apowell
Thanks Google!
These tips are all super-practical!
Day 29
Day 19
Alas, the tree is gone, chopped up and put in the very compost bin that once stood as its impromptu tree stand. We thank you for your service, and look forward to another slow death in 2018.
Signing off!
Day 15
Day 12
Day 8
Now it gets tense. The tree has officially been passed over for two consecutive garbage day pickups, and now the owner has to make a decision: Hope the garbage company takes it, wait for a good Samaritan to do the job, or actually deal with it. Meanwhile, it’s starting to turn fairly brown. We’ll be watching!
Day 6
Day 3
‘Tis the Season
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
I feel like I’ve met a few writers in my time that have pulled the same stunt…
Soccer’s Ultimate Con Man Was a Superstar Who Couldn’t Play the Game
Royal Crown
Everything you ever wanted to know about RC Cola (and why it never became popular).
Still my favorite soda… though I don’t even drink Coke any more…
Dad Joke Doesn’t Work Out
Me: Hey kids, look, a flock of cows!
Zoe (13): Brown cows!
Me: Uh, yeah, a flock of cows!
Zoe: Yeah, brown cows!
Beckett (9): It’s not flock.
Me: Yeah, flock of cows!
Beckett: Flock is for birds.
Me (frustrated): Yeah, flock of cows!
Beckett (rolls eyes): Never mind.
…
Found ‘im!
Windows
Since upgrading my brand new Lenovo Yoga 3 to Windows 10…
- webcam doesn’t work
- iTunes won’t even load
- keyboard randomly doubles up on characters about 1 of 100 times you press a key… but about 1 out of 5 times you press the letter C
- and there’s no help for any of this online
This Is a Real Site
April Fool
Is it just me or are the April Fools’ Day pranks of today getting entirely tiresome? I think it’s because the internet makes it too easy to pull them off. How about painting the Golden Gate Bridge blue or releasing a herd of cows inside City Hall? Now that’s a prank, people.
Case in point. (I can’t tell if Eater even got the joke…)