abject failure
Day 4
The plot thickens… camo!
Read MoreDay 1
Ok, here we go…
Read MoreYou’re Early
Christmas tree pickup is in two weeks, and this is all wrong anyway.
Read MoreWe Were… Inverted
I Read It As “Chimpin'”
What Could Go Wrong?
Gee Hubspot, How Could I Refuse?
Hi Unknown: I am heading out for a territory visit tomorrow morning through Friday this week. Please respond back with one of these options (just trying to make this easy for you). I want to meet to discuss HubSpot options while you are here. We are hosting a marketing workshop downtown on Thursday from 12-4.…
Read MoreThanks Google!
These tips are all super-practical!
Read MoreDay 29
Hello old friend.
Read MoreDay 19
Alas, the tree is gone, chopped up and put in the very compost bin that once stood as its impromptu tree stand. We thank you for your service, and look forward to another slow death in 2018. Signing off!
Read MoreDay 15
Now shit’s getting real. Yes, that is a tree jammed into a compost bin, passed over for a third time by the disposal company. (And yes, this is a different tree further up the street. Tree #2 vanished in the night. This one’s the last holdout.)
Read MoreDay 12
How will it end?
Read MoreDay 8
Now it gets tense. The tree has officially been passed over for two consecutive garbage day pickups, and now the owner has to make a decision: Hope the garbage company takes it, wait for a good Samaritan to do the job, or actually deal with it. Meanwhile, it’s starting to turn fairly brown. We’ll be…
Read MoreDay 6
A whole row of trees (including the one I’d had my eye on) abruptly vanished this afternoon. Good news: A tree around the corner is still lingering, and will become our new specimen. Scraggly on the base but largely intact — and more importantly, taking up a parking space.
Read MoreDay 3
The trashcans are gone, but the tree remains. A little worse for wear due to the heavy rain and wind, but still hanging in there.
Read More‘Tis the Season
Neighbors missed the memo that last week was Christmas tree pickup, and the trash company makes zero exceptions. The battle of wills starts today.
Read MoreGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
I feel like I’ve met a few writers in my time that have pulled the same stunt… Soccer’s Ultimate Con Man Was a Superstar Who Couldn’t Play the Game
Read MoreRoyal Crown
Everything you ever wanted to know about RC Cola (and why it never became popular). Still my favorite soda… though I don’t even drink Coke any more…
Read MoreDad Joke Doesn’t Work Out
Me: Hey kids, look, a flock of cows! Zoe (13): Brown cows! Me: Uh, yeah, a flock of cows! Zoe: Yeah, brown cows! Beckett (9): It’s not flock. Me: Yeah, flock of cows! Beckett: Flock is for birds. Me (frustrated): Yeah, flock of cows! Beckett (rolls eyes): Never mind. …
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