delusions of grandeur
I Like Forest
Something about this email from “Stephenie” (reprinted verbatim) just speaks to me. Can’t put my finger on it. Oddly there are no links in the email, just this text. Im woman. I have a red hair with copper shimmering. My eyes is purple. I am high. I have beautiful chest. My hair is long straight.…
Read MoreIt Was Only a Matter of Time…
I’m surprised it took so long…
Read MoreWatch Me Race
This is my 10th (I think) year participating in the Tiger Direct Charity PC Race, which begins at 7pm on Thursday, January 7th while I’m at CES. You can watch it live right here:
Read MoreAnything to Stay Relevant…
In Roger Ebert’s world, the best movies of the decade include the retarded Bad Lieutenant remake, the Kill Bill movies, Spike Lee’s tepid The 25th Hour, Linklater’s experimental (and little else) Waking Life, and Charlie Kaufman’s Synecdoche, New York (the best movie of the ’00s)! I guess Herzog’s threat has done its job.
Read MoreEverything’s Coming Up Roses
Daily Virgo Horoscope – 24th December, 2009 T’was the night before Christmas and all through the land, there were Virgos who were realizing that they had two basic choices: they could continue to act like the weight of the world was on their shoulders or they could get with the new program and start to…
Read MoreJust Click It
Don’t want to tell you too much. Just give it a try.
Read MoreYou Want Teeth? I Give You Teeth
Sometimes two press releases arrive at just the right time…
Read MoreEver Wonder What Nickelodeon Slime Is Made Out Of?
Well, we were wondering about that last night, so I figured I’d look it up… Wikipedia to the rescue. Several different recipes of slime were used during the series’ decade-long run, some resulting in thin, watery slime and others in thick, chunky slime. In an interview with YCDTOTV.com, longtime YCDTOTV crew member Bill Buchanan explained…
Read MoreStep One: Obtain Typewriter Ribbon
Love this letter from J.D. Salinger…
Read MoreI’m Wondering If You Can Help Me…
As someone who used to fix computers part-time but stopped advertising his services over six years ago, I can attest to the veracity of this “guide to being the local PC repair dude.” Specifically: Expect to be riddled with calls and requests for fixing computers for the rest of your natural life.
Read MoreOn Doing Free Work
I should be working. Instead I’m reading about how awesome it is not to do work when you’re not getting paid for it.
Read MoreLarry, You’re Being Innappropriate
But you need to have a mic. Why didn’t she just leave? Too dumb to stand?
Read MoreHow Jedi Shoulda Gone
Get down, Ewoks… MSNBC embedding totally doesn’t work…
Read MoreNow That’s What I Call a Chicken Sandwich
Worth the trip! (bakesalebetty.com)
Read MoreGo For It, Losers.
From the press notes for the utterly baffling, upcoming new film Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, which is not a remake of the Harvey Keitel classic. Starring Nicolas Cage and directed by — no, seriously — Werner Herzog. Here’s what Herzog — who’s easily on my list of 10 people I’d like to…
Read MoreThese Are Not the Toys You’re Looking For
This photo essay brings back so many wonderful memories of making stop-action movies as a child using Star Wars figures. Still waiting for my big break… What Stormtroopers Do on Their Day Off
Read MoreThis Is Why I Need Dance Lessons
My spidey sense is tingling…
Read MoreAll About Me
Who knew I was so much about sports? [click for full size] Try yourself here.
Read MoreOn City Life
Loved this piece by David Byrne in the Wall Street Journal (of all places)… Every time I visit San Francisco I ask out loud “Why don’t I live here? Why do I choose to live in a place that is harder, tougher and, well, not as beautiful?” The locals often reply, “You don’t want to…
Read MoreBuy Organic
No idea what this is from, but I like it a lot. …
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