I’m an Honorary Citizen

The circumcision ceremony sounds particularly appealing! The Republic of Null Island is one of the smallest and least-visited nations on Earth. Situated where the Prime Meridian crosses the Equator, Null Island sits 1600 kilometres off the western coast of Africa.

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What IS Eating Gilbert Grape?

Last night I dreamed I encountered Johnny Depp, and he was doing the Hollywood thing, not giving anyone the time of day. Instead he was reading Norma Khouri’s “Forbidden Love” — in Arabic. So I said: “You’re reading that, TOO?” He didn’t even look up.

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Tomorrow Is Another Day

Pet peeve. Let’s say you’ve spent some time with someone — perhaps you’ve gone to dinner with another couple, or you’ve had a couple of drinks with them and chatted the evening away. My beef: When you are parting ways at the end of the evening, you get the usual, “When are we going to…

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Are We Not Entertained?

If this holds up, I’m gonna be owed bank. A Chinese woman is suing a cinema and a film’s distributors for wasting her time by showing 20 minutes of adverts before it started, according to state media. Chen Xiaomei claims the Polybona International Cinema in the northern city of Xian and film distributors Huayi Brothers…

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Did You Know?

Did you know?* > Wolverine died. > Cars are faster than bikes. > If a car hit us: No car. > I can do a handstand on a chair. > Justin Bieber is a teenager. *Facts courtesy of my four-year-old son as related during a single 15-minute car ride.

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Planes, Trains, and Vaporettos

Just back from 8 glorious days in Italy… jet lagged like nobody’s business, but replete… Thinking about all the forms of travel required to get from here to Florence, around Tuscany, to Venice, back to Florence, and back to San Francisco. Looks a bit like this (not including copious amounts of time spent on foot):…

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Sometimes Sleeping Is Hard

Had insane dreams last night. People (even some dead ones) from the distant past playing major roles. Espionage and hitmen after me, holed up in a hotel room. My kids were overgrown to 5’6″ tall (but still 4-7 years old). Things got so weird I was woken up and told that I was having a…

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Yahoo! News Tech Blog Now Live

My first post at Yahoo! News is now up for your reading pleasure: Google shuts off service in China: What does it mean for us? Find my daily musings in the blogroll here (still filed under “The Working Guy“).

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How Much to Delete this Post?

I wonder if the critic got any of the $400,000? That’s like $1000 a word… nice! Last month, Variety panned a thriller called Iron Cross. But the review has been disappeared from Variety‘s web site, which probably has something to do with the $400,000 Iron Cross‘ producers paid to Variety for an awards campaign.

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From the Mouths of Babes

Scene: Kids watching TV in the morning via Tivo. Commercial comes on. Me: “Fast-forward it.” Child: “I wanna see this!” Me: “It’s a commercial!” Child: “But it’s cereal!” Exeunt.

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