If you’re planning on sending out your Christmas card this year with pictures of your family wearing masks, don’t.
Category: delusions of grandeur
Planning Ahead
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Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.
Some acid-based chemical cleaner leaked out on a shelf. Now wondering if I should frame it.
Apologies to Tattoo
We’ve been misquoting Ricardo Montalban for over 40 years.
It’s not rich Corinthian leather, it’s soft Corinthian leather.
Ah, My Old Friend
Catch Me Live at 2pm Pacific
I’ll be joining BourbonBlog for “Virtual” Derby Day, where I’ll be talking about the future of booze with a panel of industry experts. Come say hi! Juleps for all!
It’s Also My Urinal’s Name
Day 11
Made it from the sidewalk to the street.
“Pile Up” Gag in the First Paragraph? Check.
I Canardly Believe It
Where Is Napkin?
Valley of the Heart’s Delight
OTEL MONTE EONE
Day 26
Can we make it to February?
Day 20
Hang in there, baby!
Day 13
When in doubt, try to hide the tree in the leaves piled up on the street. (Spotted in Sacramento. Kudos to my neighbors for getting rid of their late trees in a timely fashion.)
Living in the Future
This guy at the gym is insistent that he does not have an account or a password on Amazon, although he “uses Amazon Prime every day.”
“I JUST DON’T HAVE A PASSWORD, OK?”
She’s Dead. Wrapped in Plastic.
You May Already Be a Winner
I don’t consider myself particularly lucky, but somehow I am always selected to participate in a customer service survey when I call a business I deal with. Jealous?
Jesus Take the Wheel!
