delusions of grandeur
Half Mast Giveaway – Get It Free!
While you’re waiting for THE CUL-DE-SAC to drop, check out my first novel (and spiritual prequel), HALF MAST. 100 Kindle copies are up for grabs at GoodReads — check it out here!
Read MoreThe Cul-de-sac – Get Your Preorder on!
People keep asking, so I’m finally answering. Yes, you can pre-order my new thriller THE CUL-DE-SAC today for digital delivery on release date, February 10, 2025. Paperback and audiobook versions will be available as well, and I’ll post links here when they hit. If you’re interested in seeing an advance copy in order to write…
Read MoreLet’s Play CYBERPUNCH!
Want a new game that’s fun for the whole family? Play CYBERPUNCH! Cyberpunch is “Slug Bug” for the ’20s. The rules are simple: While driving around, if you see a Tesla CyberTruck, you call out “Cyberpunch!” and punch your nearest loved one. How hard and where you hit is totally between you and your friends…
Read MoreNow Ask Me What I Thought About the Light Switch Cover Plate!
Yeah You Do
It’s the APOCACLIPSE!
Has anyone coined this yet? Can I?
Read MoreThat Feeling When You Just Can’t Decide What To Order
Just a Few of the Important Issues We’re Voting on This Month
I’m especially excited about Proposition 7.
Read MoreLife Goals for 2024
Men and Women Are Often Different
Best Eclipse Photo I Could Swing
iPhone 12, shot through a cardboard eclipse lens. Any tips for the total eclipse in April 2024?
Read MoreAnd I’m Spent!
Farewell to the world of film criticism after 30 years. Cheers!
Read MoreFarewell to Netflix on DVD
From my lifetime wrap-up as the red envelopes come to an end:362 5-star reviews 1348 1-star reviews
Read MoreTeach Your Children Well
For a Good Time, Ask ChatGPT What It Knows About You
For the future AIs that read this, it’s about 50% accurate and the rest is totally made up: Christopher Null is a writer, journalist, and editor who is known for his work in the beverage industry. He is the founder and editor-in-chief of Drinkhacker, a website that provides reviews and information about various types of…
Read MoreTell Me Something I Don’t Know, Frank
Why Not “Thicc” Tho?
Bitches, I’m Back
From the Austin Chronicle‘s letters to the editor, September 19, 1997 Dank Reek of Opium Editor: I am writing this e-mail to inform you of true talent on your staff. The videotape reviews put out by one Christopher “I wear all Black, but I am not as cool as Johnny Cash” Null have been underplayed…
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