…but plastic wrap is good insurance just in case.
Category: delusions of grandeur
Sometimes the Pitches are TOO Good
Evan’s pitch landed in my inbox and I wanted to give his company Gecen some press.
Babies
Ouch
That’s a Pretty Aggressive Rebranding…
Sus
Day 13
Found this guy lurking in the night…
Day 7
While We’re at It…
What is the proper etiquette these days when someone is a no-show on a conference call? How long do you officially have to wait before you give up?
(I propose 8 minutes.)
A Modest Proposal for Zoom Etiquette
I hereby propose the following for use in Zoom and other video-based meetings:
If a person is trying to speak but inadvertently has their microphone “on mute,” simply hold your hand over your mouth to indicate visibly that you are unable to hear them.
My Husky
Ho Ho Ho
If you’re planning on sending out your Christmas card this year with pictures of your family wearing masks, don’t.
Planning Ahead
Domain names that are unavailable:
covid-20.com
covid-21.com
covid-22.com
covid-23.com
covid-24.com
covid-25.com
covid-26.com
covid-27.com
covid-28.com
covid-29.com
covid-30.com
covid-31.com
covid-32.com
covid-33.com
covid-34.com
covid-35.com
covid-36.com
covid-37.com
covid-38.com
covid-39.com
covid-40.com
covid-41.com
covid-42.com is available. For now.
Art is not what you see, but what you make others see.
Some acid-based chemical cleaner leaked out on a shelf. Now wondering if I should frame it.
Apologies to Tattoo
We’ve been misquoting Ricardo Montalban for over 40 years.
It’s not rich Corinthian leather, it’s soft Corinthian leather.
Ah, My Old Friend
Catch Me Live at 2pm Pacific
I’ll be joining BourbonBlog for “Virtual” Derby Day, where I’ll be talking about the future of booze with a panel of industry experts. Come say hi! Juleps for all!
It’s Also My Urinal’s Name
Day 11
Made it from the sidewalk to the street.
