Category: delusions of grandeur

Day 13

When in doubt, try to hide the tree in the leaves piled up on the street. (Spotted in Sacramento. Kudos to my neighbors for getting rid of their late trees in a timely fashion.)

Living in the Future

This guy at the gym is insistent that he does not have an account or a password on Amazon, although he “uses Amazon Prime every day.”

“I JUST DON’T HAVE A PASSWORD, OK?”

You May Already Be a Winner

I don’t consider myself particularly lucky, but somehow I am always selected to participate in a customer service survey when I call a business I deal with. Jealous?

Real Coin Offerings Have Made Less Sense

Now you can buy any one of the 10 million products in the Houzz Shop using our proprietary digital currency, developed for the home remodeling and design space.

The Dream

In the dream, Trump ordered the creation of a new $200 bill, with his face on it. The bills were larger than regular bills, and made of plastic so the couldn’t get wrinkled. But no one would use them and no stores would accept them, because no one believed they were real.

Just Me?

Does anyone else, when driving at night, look at the taillights of the other cars and imagine them, along with the car’s other features, into cartoonish faces? (Pro tip: The taillights are not always the eyes!)