delusions of grandeur
Topics of Conversation During My Comcast Telephone Call
(in rough order) My job. My children. The Comcast rep’s children. Where I live. Texting. Children having cell phones. Laptops. Wireless routers. Google Glass. Whether mobile technology is causing us to disassociate from society. Windows 8. My Comcast service request.
Read MoreHow to Update HootSuite Icons/Thumbnails/Avatars
It’s been bugging me that my HootSuite profile icons have been old or, worse, blank. Finally figured out how to update them… courtesy of the HootSuite help desk: To update the icons for your social networks, you should click on your Profile icon in the top left corner of your dashboard. From there, simply click…
Read MoreHow to Restore Items (Including Calendar Entries) Deleted by Outlook Auto-Archive
I spent 20 minutes trying to figure this out today. Nothing online is very complete. Outlook 2007 (other versions act similarly), by default when you install it, auto-archives your email every 14 days. This includes deleting many calendar entries older than 6 months, which makes using Outlook for archival purposes almost impossible. If you forgot…
Read MoreLance Armstrong + Oprah: Here’s How It’ll Go Down
Here’s a digest so you don’t actually have to watch the Lance Armstrong shame-fest. Gosh Oprah, it feels so good to finally admit to the doping. Living with this shame for years has really been impossible. I’ve let my fans down. I’ve let America down. But mostly I’ve let myself down. I take responsibility, but…
Read MoreiPad Storage Made Easy
I hit on this idea after watching our iPads fall over on the kitchen counter for the thousandth time, where we (attempt) to store them vertically against the wall, but which I have always had to prop up with a bottle of wine lest the slide across the counter. My brainstorm: A paper napkin holder.…
Read MoreBest Spammer “Name” Ever
“Lazarus Nielsen”
Read MoreTop 10 Movies of 2012
By popular demand, here are my picks for the year. 1. Argo 2. Silver Linings Playbook 3. Promised Land 4. Compliance 5. Safety Not Guaranteed 6. Flight 7. Jiro Dreams of Sushi 8. This Is 40 9. The Queen of Versailles 10. Cloud Atlas
Read MoreProtected: Congratulations! You did it!
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Read MoreBetter Even Than a Tazer
Best question from Cub Scout visit to Presidio Park Police Station today: “Do you have a morning star?” Also popular were questions about swords, machine guns, bazookas, and flamethrowers.
Read MoreStuff People Give Out at Food Drives
Spent several hours going door to door with my son’s Cub Scout pack this morning collecting canned goods for the San Francisco Food Bank. Among the items received for donation: A jar of “Goober Grape” PB&J combo A bottle of Trader Joe’s Thai curry sauce Multiple 12-packs of Coca-Cola Bag of dried lentils from a…
Read MoreWhy “New York Times Bestseller” Means Nothing
What does it take to get on the New York Times Best Seller list? A lot of money, that’s all. Here’s how publishers looking to cash in on those golden words do it. The secret: “bulk sales” — where a few bookstores receive massive orders driven by a small number of buyers. The NYT now…
Read MoreQuick Tip: Speed Up Firefox Data Entry
I work pretty much all day in Firefox and big text fields in WordPress. Some strange bug between the two causes performance to bog down, especially when (oddly) deleting text. Finally I’ve found what looks like a solution. In Firefox, click Tools > Options. Under the Advanced section, click the General tab. Uncheck the box…
Read MoreShould You “Sleep On It”?
Yes, if it’s a tough problem… Previous research has shown that performance on problem solving improves over a period of sleep, as compared with wakefulness. However, these studies have not determined whether sleep is beneficial for problem solving or whether sleep merely mitigates against interference due to an interruption to solution attempts … We conclude…
Read MoreMy Author Page on Amazon.com
So I have this author page now. Nothing you don’t already know, but now you can buy my books more easily than ever ;)
Read MoreThe Shoulders of Giants
The worst thing is thinking of an idea for an awesome blog post during the night, then forgetting it completely by the time you wake up.
Read MorePop Quiz
Pop quiz: Which has more in it, a barrel of whiskey or a barrel of oil? (By volume.)
Read MoreInterview: James Carville, New Spokesman for Maker’s Mark | Drinkhacker.com
Interview: James Carville, New Spokesman for Maker’s Mark | Drinkhacker.com James Carville isn’t just the kingmaker behind Bill Clinton and other Democratic leaders from the last several decades, he’s now the spokesman for Maker’s Mark. Along with wife Mary Matalin, Carville is stumping for the massive Bourbon brand with a cheeky political spin, promoting “The…
Read MoreWhat’s a Pinterest with You?
In case you want to see more funny pictures than you normally do during your workday: My Pinterest Page.
Read MoreIf You Use Firefox, Install This
Lazarus has saved my butt many times. What it does: It recovers text you have filled out in Firefox forms or text boxes so when you accidentally close a tab, or if a login screen suddenly pops up when you’re in WordPress and you save a document… only to discover that, no, WordPress can’t save…
Read MoreBack in the Saddle Again
Florida and Aruba down. One more trip to the ultra-hot weather (Texas) to come.
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