Is it wrong to laugh at this? The Cesspool Articles – How To Defeat an 8 Year Old in 4 Easy Steps.

It’s pretty good that there was no internet when I was a kid… Homemade Flame Thrower

One of my heroes died today… Vonnegut was one of the primary reasons I became interested in writing, and I’ve long tried to develop a style that bears some similarity to his quirky, easily-digestible, laugh-out-loud funny way of putting words together. He stopped writing novels many years ago (clearly having realized that they just weren’t…

It’s always darkest before….Daylight Savings time. Villines Internet Humor Archive Out of the Mouths of Babes

To all Easter dinner guests, I apologize for the poor, poor quality of the meal. I’m never cooking a turkey in the oven again. Deep fryer, that’s it! Turkey Handling, Safety & Storage – Knowledge – Hormel Foods

Is there any way this could taste good? Pimp That Snack

Excellent prank… topped off by the naked guy in the middle of the room, I think. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUTw_JgL61E]

Yeah, I’m null3000 on Xbox Live. If you think you can pwn me, have at it! Yahoo! Tech video

Last night I dreamed that I was on a plane leaving Las Vegas. (Inside it looked more like a bus, but that’s another story.) The dream (and flight) went on and on until suddenly the plane returned to the airport and the captain announced “We’re going back to help an RIAA investigation.” Feds came on…

Nice April Fool’s gag. The “9PM PST tonight” announcement is the perfect touch. You can incidentally find Yahoo! Tech’s gag tomorrow as well… TechCrunch Has Acquired FuckedCompany.com

Interesting to note they did not include erasers on the pencils… Boing Boing: Pencils made from cremated humans

If you like Dr. Pepper you’ll love this website, an homage to the dozens of knockoff brands. Dr. Chill, anyone? Not Quite What the Doctor Ordered

Shopping for a new cell phone. Here’s the best sales pitch I’ve EVER seen (on Cingular’s site, emphasis mine): Sony Ericsson W300iErgonomic clamshell music and camera phone for a total entertainment experience. Enjoy the 20MB memory — enough for approximately 4 songs.

Man I hope nothing happens to Youtube. Otherwise I couldn’t link up stuff like this. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3BRUav-JVM]

One of the sexiest geeks in the world: ME! Take that, Lam! Geeky Girl We Love: Gina Hughes | geeksugar

People ask why I don’t like boats. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVoMtPFtEg0]

You should say “kick his butt.” What Are you Gonna Do To The Monster – Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Brilliant! TWINKIE SUSHI – Chopsticks optional | Wise Bread

Happy birthday, little one! (Errr, not so little one…)

The champion did this on purpose, but I’m glad he did… pretty cool to see it. Three ‘Jeopardy’ Contestants End Up Tied, What Is A Three Way Tie, Alex?: In A First, All ‘Jeopardy’ Contestants End Up With $16,000 – CBS News