It kinda doesn’t, but it kinda DOES look good. SupersizedMeals.com – The Bacon, Cheese and Beer Dog

To the clown who let his kid walk on the countertop at La Corneta tonight: Sure, I know it’s tough when you’re dad out with the kid (what, was he four?), as I have two young kids myself, including one about the age of your blonde-haired moptop of a boy. I’m sure you let him…

Hey, thanks Verizon! (Received March 12, 2007.)

Spend two minutes… remarkably accurate and a little insightful. Imagini VisualDNA (pick the photos that describe you for a personality profile)

This sounds like a huge win. Nosheteria: Snacking Thy Name is Decadence

#4 is pretty much how it goes in our house… though it’s #8 at times, too… Ichioka Photo Gallery – time lapse sleeping

EXCLUSIVE – Waffle House grill cook cheat sheet Originally uploaded by nickgraywfu. Fascinating look inside the secret operations of Waffle House.

I knew when I was asked to write this that it would generate some controversy (particularly over who was NOT included) and a whole lot of traffic… looks like it’s already starting. (For the record I helped to generate the list and wrote 25 of the blurbs (mainly the first half). PC World staff wrote…

Last night a 4.2 earthquake struck about 20 miles from here… the biggest quake in recent memory, enough to rattle a couple of bottles and make a few pictures crooked. But to those who fear “the big one.” Our last bad earthquake was nearly 20 years ago… a 6.9 in Loma Preita. Pop quiz: How…

Nuh uh. A Hamburger Today: The FatKreme: Does It Predate the Luther Burger?

Never mind the provocative title, this first-person discussion of Ritalin’s effects on the adult mind is fascinating. Goober McGee: Marijuana More Ideal for ADD than Ritalin?

Love them Scientologists. Learning to Evolve: Becoming a Scientologist | The Mac Weekly

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWfshl8_wSM] Go Judy!

You paid attention during 97% of high school! 85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don’t get scores that high! Good show, old chap! Do you deserve your high school diploma?Create a Quiz

If you (and by you, I mean ME) were too dumb to pass the Jeopardy! tryout test, maybe you’ll have better luck with your 10- to 12-year-old child. Now I just need a pre-teen that I can force to study for hours on end so I can live vicariously through their intelligence and promptly abscond…

Just watch. Takes 15 seconds. 09000afb75b5dcd489af7a8bd8d82e8d.gif (GIF Image, 720×494 pixels)

Today I left my garage to find not one, but TWO cars double-parked and in my way. (Does that mean they were triple-parked?) Do I need one of those “I’ll tow your car!” signs on my garage door? Society’s at the end, people. The very end. Useful: youparklikeanasshole

The title says it all… Variety.com – Universal sets up Milli Vanilli film Thanks to buddie Brian Lam for this horrifying tidbit.

To the kid who came in second on the Jeopardy! Teen Tournament today: Dude, you should not bet $1337 in Final Jeopardy! if there’s no way for you to win the game. L4M3.

The Secret Life of Lobsters – The Lobster Blog: food and sex Scroll down to see the most perversely grotesque picture you’ll see all day: A complete lobster removed from its shell, intact. (And the machine that does it, which is bigger than a van.)