looks like we scared those headhunters i hope they don’t come back Compy 386!!

In the immortal words of Jack Lemmon: You are a shithead. At least KCBS had the stones to report the story about its own plane running out of gas and creating a traffic jam on the freeway. During rush hour. Smooth move! KCBS Traffic Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Running Out of Fuel

Chris Seibold is the weirdest guy that ever reviewed my book. MyMac.com: publishing since 1995

Boy, that’s a keeper. Five Finger Fillet Crazy Game. Be careful not cutting your fingers :-)

Separated at birth #4? A jolly Christina Empedocles Tea Leoni

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Find out when you are at your most tired using this handy online quiz. Who knew I’m at my worst at 4:15 in the afternoon? www.knackerfactor.co.uk

Eyewitnessed on the road #2: Expedition in front of me ignores red light that’s been on for a LONG time, blows on through to complete a left turn, encounters Honda Element coming through the intersection on a green light. Crunch, fender bender. They both pull over, into the bus stop area, where Expedition can start…

You’ve seen the grape lady video. Now hear the remix!

Awesome. First time I’ve been the source for a Snopes urban legend debunking. (See the extended quote located about halfway down the page.) Urban Legends Reference Pages: Inboxer Rebellion (Andy Kaufman)

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File under: Kooky. gmail swap: the swaps

This tool is clogging up traffic down here with a seminar this morning. Who is this guy? Can he possibly fill the Cow Palace with his GET MOTIVATED 2004 message? Sadly, all the people heading to hear Tom speak need to get a little more motivated … they’re freakin’ late! Welcome to Tom Hopkins International,…

Now that’s dedication to your craft. WFTV.com – News – Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

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Apple? MSNBC – Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth to daughter

Freakin’ classic. Why you should never put your picture on the Internet …

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Get to callin’! The Payphone Project