paranoia
The Cul-de-sac… About That Ending
So, if you’ve read the book by now you probably have one of two opinions about the ending: You love it or you hate it. I intentionally left some (but very little) ambiguity on the final page, as I wanted readers to think a little about it — and leave them with the poetic image…
Read MoreThe Cul-de-sac – Get Your Preorder on!
People keep asking, so I’m finally answering. Yes, you can pre-order my new thriller THE CUL-DE-SAC today for digital delivery on release date, February 10, 2025. Paperback and audiobook versions will be available as well, and I’ll post links here when they hit. If you’re interested in seeing an advance copy in order to write…
Read MorePretty Much the Daily Juju ‘Round Here
Is Austin Going to Run Out of Water?
Read MoreIt’s the APOCACLIPSE!
Has anyone coined this yet? Can I?
Read MoreJust a Few of the Important Issues We’re Voting on This Month
I’m especially excited about Proposition 7.
Read MoreDelta, Your Hold Music Is Objectively Terrible
Pro tip: Any amount of saxophone is now unacceptable.
Read MoreTexas will be nice and hot, they said
Dreaming
Last night I dreamed that Bob Odenkirk told me that Breaking Bad was going to start up again, starring Dan Quayle.
Read MoreSeeing Double
Thought I got two copies of Wired there for a sec.
Read MoreJust Me?
Am I the only one who looks at CNN’s Chasing Life promo and thinks it’s about a steely-eyed serial killer? Update: Ah… look who did some Photoshop work! Much better, Sanjay!
Read MoreDay 1
So it begins….
Read MoreI’m Part of the Junior High Zeitgeist, I Guess?
Instructions/Directions: Listen to an audio clip based on the article written by Christopher Null (Null, 2020). The material contains a mother’s sentiment about her child’s difficult situation. After listening thoroughly to the details, write about the situation or problem you would analyze and suggest an effective solution to it. Write on the lines provided accordingly.
Read MoreJesus Saves…
…but plastic wrap is good insurance just in case.
Read MoreFraud Warning – “CaDMV” Text Message
I renewed the registration for one of our cars yesterday, and today got a fairly credible text message from 833-608-1722, claiming to be the California DMV (“CaDMV”) and that I must update my contact information. The text directed me to a website, which redirects to realidcalifornia.com — again an imperfect but surprisingly credible phishing site.…
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Planning Ahead
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Read MoreEventbrite, How Well You Know Me
You Had Me at 2.7 Portions of Nachos
The most ridiculous press release of the week. Someone please get me a fact checker on this. Super Bowl fans to scoff 11,000 calories each on game day Jan 29, 2020 LetsGetChecked [PRESSWIRE] 29 January, 2020 – UK — New research released today reveals that the average football fan in the United States, will eat…
Read MoreIt’s Actually a Prius
Never ever ever ever.
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