paranoia
Because “Fires, fires, fires, fires” Was Too Long
Tight Fit
The Dream
In the dream, Trump ordered the creation of a new $200 bill, with his face on it. The bills were larger than regular bills, and made of plastic so the couldn’t get wrinkled. But no one would use them and no stores would accept them, because no one believed they were real.
Read MoreWe Were… Inverted
Blast from the Past
Received in 2006
Read MoreI Recognized the Intersection Immediately
(Not my photo)
Read MoreFurby Must Be Stopped
I’m doing my part!
Read MoreOK, But I Like It More Than It Likes Me
No you hang up first. No you.
Read MoreI Call This Photo “The Stalker”
Varmint Cong
International Shipping
So UPS, let me get this straight. Someone ships an express worldwide package — 58 pounds — to Ghana, Africa, using my UPS account number, but from an origin that’s about 2,000 miles away from where I live. The bill for the shipping is over $1,000. I almost never ship anything, let alone anything to…
Read MoreTexas Monthly
What I’ve learned in the last year of reading Texas’s premiere “lifestyle” magazine: Lots and lots of people have been horribly murdered in Texas over the last thirty years, and virtually none of the people incarcerated (or executed) for the crimes have been guilty. So, where are all the real killers?
Read MoreChoose Your Own Adventure
So I’m in the parking garage and go to the elevator… So I go to the stairs…
Read MoreBest Spammer “Name” Ever
“Lazarus Nielsen”
Read MoreColumbine at 13
Everything you remember about Columbine is wrong. A new book out reminds of what really went down. One interesting tidbit from this page: Myth #5. There were no warning signs that could have prevented the Columbine massacre. Truth: Other parents had complained about Eric Harris, multiple times. Both Eric and Dylan had been arrested before. Thirteen…
Read MoreOutlook vs. iCloud
This is probably only going to be of interest to a few dozen Googlers who happen by, but here goes: Outlook 2007 and iCloud 2.0 don’t get along. If you have email stuck in your Outlook outbox (particularly scheduled items), uninstall iCloud. Everything will work suddenly work fine after a reboot.
Read MoreIf You Use Firefox, Install This
Lazarus has saved my butt many times. What it does: It recovers text you have filled out in Firefox forms or text boxes so when you accidentally close a tab, or if a login screen suddenly pops up when you’re in WordPress and you save a document… only to discover that, no, WordPress can’t save…
Read MoreOh No They Didn’t…
WordPress and CAPTCHA Systems
Just installed my first CAPTCHA antispam system on Drinkhacker.com today at the behest of my web host. (We don’t get much spam, but, well, long story.) Installed SI CAPTCHA and it seems to work as advertised, page loads aren’t significantly impacted, and the images are easy to read. Anyone else have in-depth experience with CAPTCHAs…
Read MoreThese Kids Today
Amazed to see the army kids headed into middle school this morning… about half with a Starbucks cup in hand.
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