Windows

By Christopher Null | October 1, 2015

Since upgrading my brand new Lenovo Yoga 3 to Windows 10… webcam doesn’t work iTunes won’t even load keyboard randomly doubles up on characters about 1 of 100 times you press a key… but about 1 out of 5 times you press the letter C and there’s no help for any of this online Story…

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This Is a Real Site

By Christopher Null | August 2, 2015

I dunno, she looks like a gluten eater to me. How do they keep people from lying on their profiles just to try to get with eligible, gluten-free singles???

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April Fool

By Christopher Null | April 1, 2015

Is it just me or are the April Fools’ Day pranks of today getting entirely tiresome? I think it’s because the internet makes it too easy to pull them off. How about painting the Golden Gate Bridge blue or releasing a herd of cows inside City Hall? Now that’s a prank, people. Case in point.…

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International Shipping

By Christopher Null | January 1, 2015

So UPS, let me get this straight. Someone ships an express worldwide package — 58 pounds — to Ghana, Africa, using my UPS account number, but from an origin that’s about 2,000 miles away from where I live. The bill for the shipping is over $1,000. I almost never ship anything, let alone anything to…

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PG&E, This Is Ridiculous

By Christopher Null | October 7, 2014

Dear Valued Customer, Your energy statement(s) for Pacific Gas and Electric Company (PG&E) is attached and ready to be paid. You may pay your bill within the secure PDF* by following the easy steps below: Open attached PDF. Enter password. Complete the form by entering your information into the General Account, Payment Profile and Bank…

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The Business Equivalent of “The Dog Did It”

By Christopher Null | August 8, 2014 |

Me (to Fedex): Your Delivery Manager service isn’t working. It says my house is a business address. Obviously it’s a residential address. Fedex: The post office has you classified as a business address. You need to get them to change it. Me (to post office): Can you change my house from a business address to…

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When It Absolutely, Positively, Ah… Skip It

By Christopher Null | July 1, 2014

Today I Learned: If you take your FedEx door tags into a FedEx Office center and ask where your packages are, they simply can’t tell you. “Door tag number <> tracking number!” PRO TIP: You can look up the tracking numbers on the spot using your phone by typing in the door tag numbers, then…

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Ho Ho Ho

By Christopher Null | December 16, 2013

The worst thing the movies have ever done to Christmas is confusing the masses into believing the man in red’s name is spelled “Santa Clause.”

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The Perils of Car-Based Advertising

By Christopher Null | May 30, 2013

It’s not unusual to almost get run off the road while driving in San Francisco. What is unusual is to almost get run off the road by a car with an advertising wrap on it. Even more unusual was what I spotted on the side of the heavily-tinted car, its driver clearly yelling at me…

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This Is The Worst Press Release I Have Ever Received

By Christopher Null | April 5, 2013

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: KELLIE PICKLER MAKES SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Monday night’s Dancing With The Stars episode will feature Pickler and dance partner, Derek Hough, performing to a very special song NASHVILLE, Tenn. (April 5, 2013)- Country music’s Kellie Pickler announced today on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that she and her dance partner, Derek Hough, will dance…

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